# Help with Sig.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830 "2001-03-21T05:22:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/1 "2001-03-21T05:22:47Z")
Ok, I know that I’ve done this like twice, but this time I’m looking for something different. I went into a bit of a snit, and chopped my sig line since I was requested to by a “Moderator”. Now however, I am ready and waiting eagerly to get back into the witty sig-line game. So… I want folks to post what they think of me, based on my posts, my attitude, my complete lack of #straightdope presence… anything. I will pick the best 2, and put them in my sig line… be they good, or be they insulting, I don’t care. Let me have it! :: dons flame-proof suit, sits in asbestos barcalounger, waits patiently :: ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/2 "2001-03-21T06:56:46Z")
I can’t believe that no one has jumped on this one with both feet… man, I’m surprised. ---
**Author:** ![Wastrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f17d59/32.png) [@Wastrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wastrel)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/3 "2001-03-21T07:00:34Z")
Mine’s not witty at all…for now. Unless you consider Webster Online witty, or something. Then I suppose it could be witty. I do have a thought, though. I saw this in some manual recently, on a blank page: “This space intentionally left blank.” I thought it was genius, because it’s so blatantly obvious! And obviously I’m easily amused. _skulks off into Lurker-dom_ ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/4 "2001-03-21T07:41:58Z")
How about…hmm… “Tristan…kinda rhymes with piston.” Sorry, I’m much too tired tonight. How about just putting _generic sig line_? I used to have quotes from other posters about me in my sig line. Some of the best things are said about you when you don’t expect it. Maybe someone has said something cool about you in past threads. Alternatively, maybe there’s a quote that you really like, or something that sums up your philosophy. And if there’s quite a few that you like, you could always just rotate. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/5 "2001-03-21T08:17:18Z")
-“No, I’m NOT a small village that was decimated by demons from Hell!” -“Don’t read this.” -“Tristan: Now with 50% MORE TRIST!” -“I can be yours for only 7,004,754 monthly payments of $6.” -“Pants… don’t want 'em, don’t wear 'em.” There ya go, Tristy… take which you want. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/6 "2001-03-21T10:06:49Z")
How about “Isolde? Never heard of her, babe. How are YOU doin’?” ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/7 "2001-03-22T00:33:16Z")
How about: “I’ll give you a dime if you put this in your sig.–Gunslinger” ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/8 "2001-03-22T03:11:26Z")
How about… “Tristan: Much better than all those other over-the-counter nose sprays!” Oops… Oh, for want of a consonant… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/9 "2001-03-22T03:18:33Z")
The More It Smiles, The More I Want To Kill It. My Name Is Tristan. What’s So Funny About That? Hey, I lost My sig? Can I have yours? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/10 "2001-03-22T03:21:43Z")
Okay, On that last one, lose the first question mark, and put in a period. Otherwise, it’s like “Hey, did I lose my sig?” ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/11 "2001-03-22T03:23:17Z")
How about this one: “If I start one more thread about my sig line, **Crunchy Frog** says he will find me, and he will hurt me.” Just something to consider… for your sig, I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/12 "2001-03-22T03:34:20Z")
How about something dense and impenetrable, that only obsessed fans of obscure genres will pick up on? “tar shain, Manetheren” “Korak Bundalo! Kreeg-ah! Kreeg-ah!” “There’s a promotion in my pants. Think you can find it?” “I told you to leave those sheep alone! Stay away from those sheep!” ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/13 "2001-03-22T03:54:38Z")
Isn’t that “Tai Shar, Manetheren”? **mnemosyne** , who is currently starting tEotW for the xth time, hoping the next book will be out by the time she gets through the series again… ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/14 "2001-03-22T04:27:39Z")
Take off all ‘sigs’! For great justice. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/15 "2001-03-22T04:33:46Z")
“All your sig are belong to us.” (ducks and runs) ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/16 "2001-03-22T04:51:59Z")
**Crunchy**! Naughty boy! Go to my room! 😃 Sig suggestions: “That which does not kill me only makes me more cynical.” ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/17 "2001-03-22T05:05:27Z")
Oh! Another one: Would you like me better if I were tied down? Hi, I’ll be your entertainment for the evening. I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week. I’m sorry, but I have to go lick someone now. And just for you… Bend over and receive your destiny. 😃 [sub]sig lines curtesy of [Hoot Isalnd](http://www.hootisland.com/quotes/)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/18 "2001-03-22T05:13:16Z")
Advice sig: “Never use anything sharper than a Q-tip to clean out your navel.” Words of wisdom sig: “Men don’t have sex. Women have sex and men have to get it from them.” Insult sig: “If you were any denser, your skull would implode.” Self-depricating sig: “I have a midget friend who calls me Horse Cock Johnson, cuz 4 inches is pretty big to a midget.” I’ll be back when I think of some more. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/19 "2001-03-22T05:48:53Z")
A variation on **Protesilaus** ’s: “Wagner ain’t got nothing on me!” ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830/20 "2001-03-22T06:01:10Z")
How about… There are 3 kinds of people: 1. those who can count 2. those who can’t count 3. Hi Opal! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-with-sig/58830.md?page=2)