# Help!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help/102762>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 10, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help/102762 "2002-04-10T02:06:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help/102762/1 "2002-04-10T02:06:04Z")

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I just moved to Gatlinburg, TN  
I’m lonely, horny, and…well…just need to talk.  
Anybodybut there?  
Hello. Or not.  
Hi?  
Kent  
(TN\*hippie)

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help/102762/2 "2002-04-10T02:27:16Z")

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I visited Gatlinburg…once…

If it wasn’t for the Smoky Mountains, I would have been sadly disappointed. It’s just so…touristy.

I really enjoyed the mountains, though. They were b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.

Can’t help you with the horny part, but the talking part I got down real good! 😃 Howareya? Whatchadoin? WhyareyouinGatlinburg? Whatchawannatalkabout? huh? huh?

😃

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help/102762/3 "2002-04-10T02:59:42Z")

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> _Originally posted by TN_hippie \*  
> \*\*I just moved to Gatlinburg, TN  
> I’m lonely, horny, and…well…just need to talk.  
> \*\*

Well, this e-stuff really ain’t all that great…As best I can recall, you can probably solve all three of the problems you listed above on a stroll or two through that commercialized strip in downtown Gatlinburg. 😉

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help/102762/4 "2002-04-10T03:04:44Z")

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**Hippie**! _smooches_

When did you move? Soon I will be 1400 miles closer to you! That means it will only take you a day to come see me. 😉

What has been going on with you? Tell me everything!

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help/102762/5 "2002-04-10T03:06:02Z")

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P.S. If you need to talk on the phone, let me know.