# Hemorrhoids are fucking little ass demons.

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 28, 2014, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hemorrhoids-are-fucking-little-ass-demons/694226 "2014-07-28T09:53:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jmurph7488](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Jmurph7488](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jmurph7488)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hemorrhoids-are-fucking-little-ass-demons/694226/1 "2014-07-28T09:53:30Z")

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It turns out I have a hemorrhoid on my butthole and the fiery little hell demon Bastard is killing me. What can I do to make this horrible little cocksucker fuck off and go back to hell where it came from

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