# Hemorrhoids are fucking little ass demons.

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 28, 2014, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hemorrhoids-are-fucking-little-ass-demons/694226 "2014-07-28T09:53:30Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hemorrhoids-are-fucking-little-ass-demons/694226/12 "2014-07-28T15:07:16Z")

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> [@Jmurph7488](#):
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> It turns out I have a hemorrhoid on my butthole and the fiery little hell demon Bastard is killing me. What can I do to make this horrible little cocksucker fuck off and go back to hell where it came from

You can always just [push it back in](http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/understanding-hemorrhoids-basics):

_They usually recede into the rectum on their own; if they don’t, they can be gently pushed back into place._

:eek:

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