# Her lips are devil red, her skin the color mocha. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 17, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323 "2000-10-17T21:32:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/1 "2000-10-17T21:32:37Z")
Last Sunday: Denver Broncos 44, Cleveland Browns 10. Motherfuckingoddamnsonofabitchinshitonastickdonkeyfellatin’nipplechewingassaholiostupiddumbgroinsniffingGODDAMMIT!!! Hey, I knoew they probably wouldn’t win, but 44-10?! At leaast we’re STILL better than the Buttholes (Bengles), but let’s be honest, that ain’t hard. And by the way, my title line came about because “Livin’ La Vida Loca” was on the radio. Sorry to disappoint ya’ll. No sex here. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/2 "2000-10-17T21:43:32Z")
Even god fears an angry Brown’s fan. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/3 "2000-10-17T21:48:32Z")
Hmm. 22 views, 1 post. Might this be the thread that surpasses my “I fucked a hooker last yesterday” thread for greatest views-to-posts ratio? oldscratch- I think God’s fear stems from the 1970’s, when he sided with Pittsburgh for 8 straight years. We ran him out of Cleveland on a rail for that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/4 "2000-10-17T21:55:27Z")
Damn! And here I was, all set to post about how stupid that particular lyric is! ---
**Author:** ![DarbyV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@DarbyV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarbyV)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/5 "2000-10-17T22:10:52Z")
I have to add that the first few times I heard that song I thought it said her skin was the color of Okra which I thought was kinda gross until I heard it right ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/6 "2000-10-17T22:16:11Z")
She’ll make you take your clothes off and go dancin’ in the rain. She’ll make you live her crazy life, But she’ll take away your pain - like a bullet through your brain! C’mon! Go Ricky, Go! ---
**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/7 "2000-10-17T22:17:18Z")
I appreciate the approval of my nick…it has a story, but this is neither the time nor the place 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/8 "2000-10-17T22:18:35Z")
Oh, it’s afootball thread? Fuckin’ Niners, can’t win a spelling bee against Dan Quale. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/9 "2000-10-17T22:23:14Z")
Hell the Niner’s couldn’t win a 500 yard dash against Regis Philbin, even if you poked out his eyes and amputated both legs. ---
**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/10 "2000-10-17T22:24:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > **Hmm. 22 views, 1 post. Might this be the thread that surpasses my “I fucked a hooker last yesterday” thread for greatest views-to-posts ratio?** No, that would be my [“If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=42587) thread (oddly enough another lyric quote thread…hhhmmmmmmmm). Currently it’s at a pathetic 3/103 and doesn’t show signs of improving. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/11 "2000-10-17T22:30:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tradesilicon \* > \*\*Oh, it’s afootball thread? > > Fuckin’ Niners, can’t win a spelling bee against Dan Quale. \*\* Nor could you. The man at least hopefully can spell his last name right:D ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/12 "2000-10-17T22:51:59Z")
yeah, punha, I was going to post that ‘neither could I’ myself, but I felt I had already damaged Lizard’s post-to-view ratio enough. I have to say that your ever present spello-gramatical correctness is gaining some notoriety on this board. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/13 "2000-10-17T22:57:24Z")
Here we Go Steelers, here we go! _ducks and runs to hide_ ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/14 "2000-10-18T01:10:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Here we Go Steelers, here we go! > \*\* **Guinastasia** , you obviously have severe mental problems. I can recommend and excellent doctor. Oddly enough, he works in the Cleveland Clinic! :p: Hey **monkeylucifer** , if **Satan** became an organ grinder, maybe you could be his monkey with a cup! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/15 "2000-10-18T01:24:59Z")
A straw is only able to do two things: suck, and blow. \ \ If you buried a straw for 4 or 5 years, then dug it up, it would still only be able to do two things: suck, and blow. \ \ Recently, the Cleveland Browns resurfaced after a dormant period of 4 or 5 years, and GUESS WHAT!! \ \ Hope there are many more like it, bizzotch. -Greetings from a rain or shine Stillers fan. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/16 "2000-10-18T01:40:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Motherfuckingoddamnsonofabitchinshitonastickdonkeyfellatin’nipplechewingassaholiostupiddumbgroinsnif fingGODDAMMIT!!! > [@](#): > > her skin was the color of Okra > [@](#): > > a spelling bee against Dan Quayle. > [@](#): > > Hell the Niner’s couldn’t win a 500 yard dash against Regis Philbin, even if you poked out his eyes and amputated both legs. > [@](#): > > if Satan became an organ grinder, maybe you could be his monkey with a cup! Damn, these make for some weird mental pictures… Go, um… Redskins? ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/17 "2000-10-18T04:51:59Z")
> [@](#): > > if Satan became an organ grinder, maybe you could be his monkey with a cup! He can grind _my_ organs anytime… I’m not even sure what that means… ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/18 "2000-10-18T05:23:14Z")
I thought this thread was about Lola even though I couldn’t imagine why anyone would call her down here. American football huh? I guess it’s okay when you can’t get the real thing… _ducks and runs_ ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/19 "2000-10-18T13:57:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > \*\* > > At leaast we’re STILL better than the Buttholes (Bengles), but let’s be honest, that ain’t hard. > \*\* That’s _Bengals_, dammit! Show a little respect!!! We need a little… ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323/20 "2000-10-18T14:35:49Z")
You got lucky in Cleveland in week 2. You caught us on our shitty streak early in the season. Sunday at 4pm, welcome to your last game at 3RS. We’ve won our last 3 (and took the Titans to the final minute of the game, not a bad showing, so we’ve played well in our last 4), and haven’t allowed a TD in 11+ quarters. Prepare to die. Jesus, I didn’t know they still made Brownie fan anymore! 😉 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-lips-are-devil-red-her-skin-the-color-mocha/37323.md?page=2)