# Her name is Snow

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 31, 2014, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116 "2014-10-31T12:50:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/1 "2014-10-31T12:50:44Z")

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[and she just wants to live.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUvwsPyO4bw)  
Was she locked in a sweatshop?  
Imprisoned by white slavers?  
Held captive by a rival tribe in Somalia?

Bonus points if you can figure out what’s going on before the 1:20 mark.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/2 "2014-10-31T12:57:04Z")

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I scrolled down to see the PETA hashtag, so the element of surprise was lost. Oops.

Blech.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/3 "2014-11-01T18:33:25Z")

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Was obvious when she was saying that “her girl” was “locked away” by “places like this” in a restaurant. I didn’t think her human daughter was working in the egg mines or something.

God, that woman was obnoxious.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/4 "2014-11-01T19:23:44Z")

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Performance art for attention.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/5 "2014-11-01T20:47:46Z")

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So when do we get to see her cow or her chicken or whatever it is?

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/6 "2014-11-01T21:46:49Z")

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Sooo… she’s a bastard?

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**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/7 "2014-11-01T22:35:13Z")

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Oh, come _on_. I was expecting it to be some kind of joke at the end and for her to burst out laughing. It’s amazing that one human can hold that much Righteous Outrage.

(Her unfertilized, useless eggs were _taken away_ from her!)

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**Author:** ![The\_Holdsworth\_Effect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@The\_Holdsworth\_Effect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Holdsworth_Effect)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/8 "2014-11-01T22:50:27Z")

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Blech. If we aren’t supposed to eat animals why are they made out of meat? If you don’t want to eat meat, don’t. I swear my carrots squeak when I peel them. I notice she is wearing fashionable clothing and has a probably spendy haircut- bet there’s some product in that do, too. Nice glasses, too. Go feed a hungry child somewhere, and shut up, please.

Tomorrow’s pot roast and cheesy potatoes, and fresh greens, will be gobbled by my daughter and her family- and next year’s pot roast is munching hay as we speak, with some apples thrown on for flavor.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/9 "2014-11-02T09:00:13Z")

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clarify please. Are the apples thrown on to provide extra flavor to the hay (for the pot roast’s benefit) or for extra flavor to the pot roast for your benefit?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/10 "2014-11-02T12:43:48Z")

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Good god am I gonna eat a shit-ton of crazy delicious Snow this year.

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**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/11 "2014-11-02T13:39:17Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Good god am I gonna eat a shit-ton of crazy delicious Snow this year.

Even the yellow kind?

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/12 "2014-11-02T13:57:57Z")

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For almost the first time I liked a YouTube comment -

> [@](#):
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> I didn’t want a bacon cheeseburger with a fried egg on top until I saw this.

Why didn’t they throw this twit out of the restaurant?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/13 "2014-11-02T14:00:43Z")

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> [@Octarine](#):
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> Even the yellow kind?

_especially_ the yellow kind.

Egg yellows?

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/14 "2014-11-02T14:04:39Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> For almost the first time I liked a YouTube comment -  
> Why didn’t they throw this twit out of the restaurant?
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

Who’d spoil dinner & a show?

As Oscar Wilde said, only someone with a heart of stone could keep from laughing out loud.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/15 "2014-11-02T19:13:53Z")

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Yuck. Asshole. There is no excuse for that.

I’m ordering a double patty burger for lunch.

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**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/16 "2014-11-02T21:06:37Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> For almost the first time I liked a YouTube comment -  
> Why didn’t they throw this twit out of the restaurant?
> 
> Regards,  
> Shodan

You didn’t note that all the servers & customers held up signs at the end in support???

OMG, now I wonder if you know what you eat?

Maybe I could slip in some Brussel sprouts… \< VEG \>

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**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/17 "2014-11-02T21:42:26Z")

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I wish someone had loudly ordered turducken in the middle of that.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/18 "2014-11-02T21:45:29Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> Who’d spoil dinner & a show?

Good point.

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> As Oscar Wilde said, only someone with a heart of stone could keep from laughing out loud.

Or just say “for heaven’s sake, just tell me today’s special - I don’t need a formal introduction”.

Regards,  
Shodan

PS - “Do you know any of the other entrees personally?”

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/19 "2014-11-03T14:46:02Z")

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> [@GusNSpot](#):
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> You didn’t note that all the servers & customers held up signs at the end in support???

Not sure if you’re serious or not, but the people with signs at the end were other activists who walked in at the end of her speech.

During the speech itself, people were apparently laughing at her (since she says “You’re laughing but…”)

If you were joking, never mind the correction 😉

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-is-snow/703116/20 "2014-11-03T15:20:21Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> Sooo… she’s a bastard?

And from the North, otherwise her name would be Flowers, or Stone, or Rivers…

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