# Her name was... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344 "2000-11-02T03:29:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![hesredbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9fc348/32.png) [@hesredbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hesredbird)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/61 "2000-11-02T22:34:02Z")
“And her name was… I didn’t know what her name was. So I will just call her Fred. Now Fred’s a ridin Fred, a ridin Fred a ridin Fred…” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/62 "2000-11-02T22:35:15Z")
Here we come Walkin’ down the street. Get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet. Hey hey we’re the Monkees And people say we monkey around But we’re too busy singing To put anybody down! We’re just trying to be friendly. Come and watch us sing and play. 'Cuz we’re the young generation And we’ve got something to say. Hey hey we’re the Monkees. You never know where we’ll be found. So you better get ready. We may be coming to your town. ---
**Author:** ![Southpaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Southpaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southpaw)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/63 "2000-11-02T22:49:54Z")
These boots are made for walking And that’s just what they’ll do One of these days These boots are gonna walk all over you… ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/64 "2000-11-03T04:19:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lowellster \* > \*\*I would just like to thank you, jjjfishe, for sharing your Copacabana hell with me. > > AGH! Kill me. > \*\* 🙂 anytime ---
**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/65 "2000-11-03T05:02:25Z")
Sky rockets in flight afternoon delight or funnier but just as annoyingly memorable the white stuff, baby in the middle of an oreo oh-oh -PurePhreak ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/66 "2000-11-03T05:10:23Z")
Yo soy un hombre sincero De donde crece la palma Yo soy un hombre sincero De donde crece la palma Y antes de morirme quiero Echar mis versos del alma Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/67 "2000-11-03T05:38:19Z")
My advice: **Don’t worry, be happy** (and by the way, what comes after the first four Mambos?) ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/68 "2000-11-03T10:45:37Z")
I’m feeling hot, hot, hot… ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/69 "2000-11-03T10:53:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjjfishe \* > \*\*I’m feeling hot, hot, hot… \*\* "Lust is but a bloody fire, Kindled with unchaste desire, Fed in heart, whose flames aspire, As thoughts do blow them higher and higher. –The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 5, Scene v 😉 Now that \*\*you’re \*\* here, it DOES seem a little warm in here! ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/70 "2000-11-03T15:41:06Z")
"It’s lonely out tonight, and the feelin’ just got right for a brand new love song. Somebody done somebody wrong song. Hey, wontcha play another somebody done somebody wrong song and make me feel at home while I miss my baby while I miss my baby…" BWWWWHHAAAA----hahahahah!! ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/71 "2000-11-03T16:04:51Z")
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun. Take that. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/72 "2000-11-03T16:22:19Z")
\*She comes down from Yellow Mountain On a dark, flat land she rides On a pony she named Wildfire With a whirlwind by her side On a cold Nebraska night Oh, they say she died one winter When there came a killing frost And the pony she named Wildfire Busted down its stall In a blizzard he was lost She ran calling Wiiiiiiiiiild-Fiiiiiiiiire\* It’s just dog-goned heart breaking, I tell you. {sniff} That poor lil pony. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/73 "2000-11-03T16:29:45Z")
Usually I hate these threads. I am very musical and songs will stick with me. (Humming “Bad Touch” during a Latin exam was not apreciated, by the way.) However, today I am listening to my new cool music. Techno is driving enough to overcome all of this. Happy Hardcore to be specific. I can get into a few bars of a normally annoying clingy song and then it all gets drowned out by this _beat_! Mmm…brainless pounding base… ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/74 "2000-11-03T16:37:32Z")
Right, time to get nasty then… There’s something magic in the way you hold me in your eyes; no-one ever told me love could take me by surprise; I don’t know what came over me, you’ve got me hypnotised; When you look at me You looooook at me, soft as any touch could be and suddenly, there’s magic in the way you look at me and suddenly you’ve got me hypnotised you loooooooooook aaaaaaaaat meeeeeeeee Yes that’s right: it’s the theme song from \*\* Joannie Loves Chachi \*\*!!! [sub] Incidentally if anyone has an mp3 of this I’d be eternally grateful - I’ve never been able to find it… [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/75 "2000-11-03T16:38:41Z")
Oh, you want something with a beat. Ok, just a sec. {clap and stomp along - audience participation, don’t ya know} \*\*\*S - A - T-U-R - D-A-Y - Night! S - A - T-U-R - D-A-Y - Night! S - A - T-U-R - D-A-Y - Night! S - A - T-U-R - D-A-Y - Night! Gonna keep on dancin’ to the Rock and roll On Saturday night, Saturday night. Dancin’ to the rhythm in our Heart and soul On Saturday Night, Saturday night.\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/76 "2000-11-03T17:00:30Z")
I’m Blue da ba dee da ba daa I’m Blue da ba dee da ba daa I have a blue house with a blue window Blue is the colour of all that I wear Blue are the streets and all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/77 "2000-11-03T17:13:14Z")
The voices made me do this… "Luh-uhvin’ you, Is easy 'cause you’re beautiful, And everything that you do, I’m so in love with you La la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la la la laaaahh la la la Dootin do do dee-oooo" **AHHHHH-AHHH-AHHHHHHH-AHH-AHH-AHHHHHHHHH** Shit, my ears are bleeding now. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/78 "2000-11-03T18:00:14Z")
A horse is a horse, of course, of course ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/79 "2000-11-03T18:09:31Z")
This is one I like, but watch out, once its stuck in your brain ti will never leave: One way ticket, One way ticket, One way ticket, One way ticket, Uuuu, uuuuu, uuuuu, Got a one way ticket to the mooooooon, uuuu, uuuuu uuuuun. ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/80 "2000-11-03T18:28:17Z")
"I remember to this day that bright red Georgia clay. How it stuck to the tires after the summer rain. Willpower made that old car go a woman’s mind told me that it’s so. Oh, how I wish we were back on the road again. _Me and you and a dog named BOO travellin’ and livin’ off the land. Me and you and a dog named BOO, How I love bein’ a free man!"_ 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344.md?page=5)