# Her name was... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344 "2000-11-02T03:29:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/81 "2000-11-03T18:39:22Z")
I just want you all to know that you shall BURN in a lake of fire for putting all this crap in my head the past couple days! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/82 "2000-11-03T19:24:54Z")
And sometimes when we touch, The honesty’s too much I can’t even type anymore of this tripe (I’ve thrown up on my own keyboard). ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/83 "2000-11-03T19:28:40Z")
At the urging of my 11 year old I’ll submit one more. 'You can dance if you to You can leave your friends behind (or is it ‘your frend’s behind?’) Cuz your friends can’t dance And if they can’t dance They’re no friends of mine. It’s a Safety Dance.’ (It was either that or Mister Roboto.) ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/84 "2000-11-03T19:31:34Z")
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be close to you… ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/85 "2000-11-03T19:39:03Z")
OK, everybody calm down, I can make all these songs go away, just listen to me for a second… _Oh Mickey you’re so fine you’re so fine, you blow my mind Hey Mickey!_ :: runs for the exit ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/86 "2000-11-03T19:45:17Z")
"When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here’s what she said to meeee… Que sera, sera. Whatever will be, will be. The future’s not ours to see. Que sera, sera…" 😉 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/87 "2000-11-03T19:52:10Z")
Oooooookie-dokie. Here’s one we can ALL sing… It’s a jump to the left then a slide to the riiiiiiiight You put your hands on your hips And pull your knees in tight Then it’s the pelvic thrust That really drives 'em in-saaaaane. Let’s do the Time Warp again Let’s do the Time Warp again… ---
**Author:** ![Rock-n-Rolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/22d042/32.png) [@Rock-n-Rolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock-n-Rolga)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344/88 "2000-11-04T00:26:27Z")
She ran callin’ Wiiiildfire… She ran callin’ Wiiiildfire… She ran callin’ Wiii-ii-ii-i-i-i-illd-fii-ire! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/her-name-was/39344.md?page=4)