Tradesilicon,
Will this help?
“CHERISH is the word
that I use to descri—ibe
all the feelings that I have
hiding here for you insi—ide!”
::wicked chortle::
Okay. I can see you guys are playing hardball here.
How 'bout this?
‘Delta Dawn,
What’s that flower you got on?
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?’
or
‘Lady Willpower,
It’s now or never
Bring your love to me’
or, possibly the worst one ever
'MacArthur Park is melting in the rain,
All the sweet green icing, melting down.
Some one left my cake out in the rain.
I don’t think that I can take it.
‘Cause it took so long to bake it.
And I’ll never have that recipe again…oh, no!’
Oh, no–is right.
So ya wanna play hardball struuter?..
Billy, don’t be a hero, don’t be a fool with your life
Billy, don’t be a hero, come back and make me your wife
Zoom,
Just one look and my heart went
Boom
Suddenly, and we were on the moon,
Flying high on a neon sky,
Oh oh oh
Zoom,
You take the days away
**
THE L-U-U-U-U-U-V BOAT!
SOON WE’LL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN!
THE L-U-HUH-HUH-V BOAT…
**
Thank you! I’ll be here all week.
Liiiiike a bridge over troubled waters…
Females: It’s time to play the music
It’s time to light the lights
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
Males: It’s time to put on makeup
It’s time to dress up right
It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Waldorf: Why do we always come here
Statler: I guess we’ll never know
Waldorf: It’s like a kind of torture
both: To have to watch the show
(brief interlude)
Muppets: And now let’s get things started
Audience: Why don’t you get things started
Kermit: It’s time to get things started
Muppets: on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
this is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)
“I think I love you.
So what am I so afraid of?
I’m afraid that I’m not sure of
A love there is no cure for.
I think I love you.
Isn’t that what life is made of?
Though it worries me to say
I’ve never felt this way.”
That Keith Partridge is ever so dreamy. {swoon}
Please…make it stop…MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPP!
“Knock 3 times
On the ceiling if you love me,
Twice on the pipe
If the answer is no-o-ooooo
Oh, my darling
(knock knock knock)
Means you’ll meet me in the morning
Twice on the pipe (ding ding)
Means you ain’t gonna show”
And just for good measure…
“Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy
And I fell like-a lovin’ you”
Al right, but you asked for it, you sickos:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
The right stuff
(Bringing out the big guns):
“Those were the days, my friend,
We thought they’d never end,
We’d sing and dance, forever and a day,
We’d live the life we choose,
We’d fight and never lose,
For we were young and sure to have our way.”
(Repeat until the end of time.)
Flintstones, MEET the Flintstones,
They’re a modern stone-age family…
Iiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiii will alwaaaaaaaays looove yoooooooooooooooou…
God, that really does look awful…How about…
Islands in the stream, that is what we are…
I actually like this song, but since we seem to be harkening mostly back to the seventies. Take a deep breath for this one.
Life is a Rock, but the Radio Rolled Me…
B.B. Bumble and the Stingers, Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers
Lonnie Mack and twangin’ Eddy, here’s my ring we’re goin’ steady
Take it easy, take me higher, liar liar, house on fire
Locomotion, Poco, Passion, Deeper Purple, Satisfaction
Baby baby gotta gotta gimme gimme gettin’ hotter
Sammy’s cookin’, Lesley Gore and Ritchie Valens, end of story
Mahavishnu, fujiyama, kama-sutra, rama-lama
Richard Perry, Spector, Barry, Archies, Righteous, Nilsson, Harry
Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop and Fats is back and Finger Poppin’
FM, AM, hits are clickin’ while the clock is tock-a-tickin’
Friends and Romans, salutations, Brenda and the Tabulations
Carly Simon, I behold her, Rolling Stones and centerfoldin’
Johnny Cash and Johnny Rivers, can’t stop now, I got the shivers
Mungo Jerry, Peter Peter Paul and Paul and Mary Mary
Dr. John the nightly tripper, Doris Day and Jack the Ripper
Gotta go Sir, gotta swelter, Leon Russell, Gimme Shelter
Miracles in smokey places, slide guitars and Fender basses
Mushroom omelet, Bonnie Bramlett, Wilson Pickett, stop and kick it
Arthur Janov’s primal screamin’, Hawkins, Jay and
Dale and Ronnie, Kukla, Fran and Norma Okla
Denver, John and Osmond, Donny
JJ Cale and ZZ Top and LL Bean and De De Dinah
David Bowie, Steely Dan and sing me prouder, CC Rider
Edgar Winter, Joanie Sommers, Osmond Brothers, Johnny Thunders
Eric Clapton, pedal wah-wah, Stephen Foster, do-dah do-dah
Good Vibrations, Help Me Rhonda, Surfer Girl and Little Honda
Tighter, tighter, honey, honey, sugar, sugar, yummy, yummy
CBS and Warner Brothers, RCA and all the others
(spoken: Listen–remember, they’re playing our song!)
Rock it, sock it, Alan Freed me, Murray Kaufman, try to leave me
Fish, and Swim, and Boston Monkey,
Make it bad and play it funky.
(Wanna take you higher!)
I would just like to thank you, jjjfishe, for sharing your Copacabana hell with me. Probably the only thing that will cure me is to go home, throw in my Pure Prairie League CD, and crank Amie. Not that I really think that’ll be any better, but at least it’ll be a change.
I can almost hear it already…
Amie, what’cho wanna do?
I think I could stay with you
For a while, maybe longer if I do…
AGH! Kill me.
Heh…heh…heh!!
"Ben,
the two of us need look no more.
We
both found what we were looking for.
With
a friend to call my own,
I’ll never be — alone,
and you, my friend, will see
you’ve got a friend in me.
You’ve got a friend in me…
I used to saaaaaayyyyyy used to say
“I” and “Me”. I and me
Now it’s “Us”. Now it’s us
Now it’s “We”. Now it’s we
All the people
seem to stop and stare
{something, something}
but I don’t care.
Theyyyyy
Don’t see you like I do.
I wish they would trrryyyyy to.
And you, my friend will see,
you’ve got a friend in me.
You’ve got a friend in me…
This was sung by a young Michael Jackson. Big sis had this album, too.
(IIRC, he was singing about a pet rodent. My memory is fuzzy on this. Someone correct me if I’m wrong.)
:eek:
Can’t believe you forgot the chorus
Life is a rock but the radio rolled me
got to turn it up loud now
it’s a golden oldie
No matter how hard I try
You keep pushing me aside
And I can’t break through
There’s no talkin’ to yooooooou.
It’s so sad that you’re leavin’
It takes time to believe it
But after all is said and done
You’re gonna be the lonely one…ohh ooh
Do you belieeeve in life after love
(after love)
(after love)
(after love)
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough, noooo
Do you belieeeve in life after love
(after love)
(after love)
(after love)
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough, noooo
Near far where ever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door and I’m here and the heart does go on and on.