# Herbert Kornfeld is a God !!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herbert-kornfeld-is-a-god/22792>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 18, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herbert-kornfeld-is-a-god/22792 "2000-06-18T19:54:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herbert-kornfeld-is-a-god/22792/1 "2000-06-18T19:54:56Z")

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That’s right a God I tells ya , and his battle with “them west-wing tech-support muthafuckas” is one of his best adventures .  
Just look at his picture and feel the **fear** washing over you.

[http://www.theonion.com/onion3324/westwingtechsupport.html](http://www.theonion.com/onion3324/westwingtechsupport.html)

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**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herbert-kornfeld-is-a-god/22792/2 "2000-06-18T19:56:02Z")

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I learned my accounting on tha street!!

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herbert-kornfeld-is-a-god/22792/3 "2000-06-18T20:07:45Z")

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> Shit, man, I was a split-second from goin’ Sam Peckinpah on that newjack, cocksuckin’ fool.

From his trip to the work picnic . LOL . I just love this guy .

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**Author:** ![Zarathustra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/898d66/32.png) [@Zarathustra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarathustra)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herbert-kornfeld-is-a-god/22792/4 "2000-06-19T10:16:45Z")

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Try Smoove B for a change of pace,[and turn the lights down low.](http://www.theonion.com/onion3622/turn_lights_down.html)

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herbert-kornfeld-is-a-god/22792/5 "2000-06-19T19:23:21Z")

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ROFLMAO! “Letter Opener of Death!” Oh, I’m laughing so hard it hurts…

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herbert-kornfeld-is-a-god/22792/6 "2000-06-20T04:16:17Z")

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I love Herbert. They should give him the weekly article and kill off the old fart editor.

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**Author:** ![bradysg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc348/32.png) [@bradysg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bradysg)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herbert-kornfeld-is-a-god/22792/7 "2000-06-20T05:14:49Z")

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Instead of killing off T Herman Zwiebel, Herbert should aid him in his battle against the villainous Mr. Tin. Have we found out what happened since said tin terror began masquarading as N. Aeschyeus?. I bet Herbert could turn him into a whole box of paperclips, post haste.