# Here I am now...Entertain me. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 30, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-i-am-now-entertain-me/226773 "2004-01-30T16:40:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-i-am-now-entertain-me/226773/1 "2004-01-30T16:40:38Z")
So I’m in my last 8 days at this job and I’ve handed most stuff off to my staff. I’m only answering questions to let them get their feet wet. And I’m bored out of my skulls. I’m not in any planning meetings or discussions anymore. Help me…keep me entertained until 2/11/04. He’p! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-i-am-now-entertain-me/226773/2 "2004-01-30T16:57:07Z")
Two words: Internet Porn. Are you saying that The Straight Dope isn’t entertaining enough for you? I think I’m insulted. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-i-am-now-entertain-me/226773/3 "2004-01-30T17:41:43Z")
> [@](#): > > And I’m bored out of my skulls. You have more than one skull?? Forget us entertaining you, you ought to get into the entertainment business yourself. You could have a promising career in freak shows, Tim Burton movies, aspirin commercials… ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-i-am-now-entertain-me/226773/4 "2004-01-30T20:24:12Z")
One word: [Zuma.](http://www.popcap.com/zuma.php?src=big8) ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-i-am-now-entertain-me/226773/5 "2004-01-30T20:43:01Z")
[Golf.](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fetchfido/games/golf/golf.htm) [Squirrel golf.](http://www.freeworldgroup.com/games/squirrel/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-i-am-now-entertain-me/226773/6 "2004-01-30T20:53:44Z")
Word Whomp at [pogo.com](http://pogo.com) is fun. Where are you moving off to? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-i-am-now-entertain-me/226773/7 "2004-01-30T21:13:40Z")
_ **FCM** takes center stage, dressed in a sequinned gown, dazzling in the spotlight. She nods at the conductor who raises his baton, and the orchestra begins to play_ Let me… entertain you Let me… make you smile 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Husker\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Husker\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Husker_Dude)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-i-am-now-entertain-me/226773/8 "2004-01-30T21:38:41Z")
Ironically enough, this link isn’t safe for work (no actual nudity though). Erm… Still, it’s too genius to not share with the rest of the world. [Whoa…](http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~husainm/Animated/alizeedancing3.gif) Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-i-am-now-entertain-me/226773/9 "2004-01-30T21:53:59Z")
Okay, **JC** , pick a number between 1 and 2.