# Here is a fun little test

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 26, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897 "2000-07-26T13:21:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/1 "2000-07-26T13:21:29Z")

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[http://www.straightacting.com](http://www.straightacting.com)

I scored a 157 and it threw me into a level 8. The people here who have met me can tell me how accurate it is.

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/2 "2000-07-26T13:32:23Z")

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I’m level 10, which is Queen Status. Not surprising, considering I’ve been told by more than one guava that I am a gay man trapped in a woman’s body. Now, who wants to recite ABBA lyrics and talk about how fat Madonna is gonna get?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/3 "2000-07-26T13:35:32Z")

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56, Level 3, “Mostly straight acting”. Mostly??

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/4 "2000-07-26T13:41:54Z")

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How about quoting ABBA lyrics from other movies?

Can you guess this movie?

“Ever since I met you I haven’t been sitting in my room listening to nothing but ABBA songs because ever since I met you my life has been as good as an ABBA song, even Dancing Queen?”

I took it again to see if it was a fluke and thought about it more. I ended up scoring a 7 with 122 points. I thought about some of the things that my husbear does that I don’t really do on my own but scored myself for originally. I must be somewhere in between there. I am disapointed that I lost points. ☹

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/5 "2000-07-26T13:47:35Z")

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Muriels Wedding?

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/6 "2000-07-26T13:49:29Z")

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Yep. 🙂 Looks like you should score at least a six now, Coldfire. 😉 hehehehh

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/7 "2000-07-26T13:52:48Z")

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Alright a 19! level one! I like the little picture near the bottom. I guess the tatoo and motorcycle helped bring it down! of course using 3 or more haircare products didn’t help.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/8 "2000-07-26T13:52:54Z")

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Shit, it’s official. I am a queer! How do I tell my girlfriend? 😃

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/9 "2000-07-26T13:55:21Z")

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Level 3 here also. Looks like Coldfire and I have a match. We can finally drop this silly charade!

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**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/10 "2000-07-26T13:56:07Z")

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46 Level 3

I’m with Coldfire…well, not **with** him…er…I a…  
Mostly?? Hurummmmph…I’m so mad I don’t think I could walk a straight line with these damn heels.

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/11 "2000-07-26T13:56:53Z")

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Oh, please, that was a gimmie, Sqrl. You’re talking to a chick who called up the local cable access show hosted by two drag queens and corrected thier Madonna trivia.

Cherry Tartt: Ooooh! We have a CAAAAAALLLLER!  
Swiddles to Cherry Tart: Hey, girls, looking gorgeous tonight. Listen, Cher-babe. I’m totally on-board with you on the Madonna shouldn’t have sold Ray of Light for the AT&T commerical, but let’s remember our Material Girl history. 1985. Like a Prayer. Coke commerical. It only aired once, but it counts.  
Cherry Tartt: You know, you’re right.  
Swiddles: And you’re fabulous! Ciao!

Now I dare you, Sqrl. Test me.

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**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/12 "2000-07-26T13:57:10Z")

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level 7-very feminine

kinda weird–i am not considered feminine by any of my friends.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/13 "2000-07-26T14:01:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*Shit, it’s official. I am a queer! How do I tell my girlfriend? 😃 \*\*

56 is queer!!! Shit, I scored 57! My parents will NOT be pleased.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/14 "2000-07-26T14:02:54Z")

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Your score is 91

LEVEL 5 – SOMEWHAT FEMININE

And yet, I am a woman. Nice to know. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/15 "2000-07-26T14:03:04Z")

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56/3  
Coldie, hope you don’t mind that I downloaded you photo for my wallpaper.

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/16 "2000-07-26T14:07:14Z")

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Well, I don’t like Madonna so I couldn’t test you on that one. Sigh. I also have tattoos, piercings, can ride a motorcycle and do minor work on cars.

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/17 "2000-07-26T14:17:01Z")

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1st try - 199 - Level 9 - The Ultimate Feminine  
2nd try - 159 - Level 8 - Very Feminine

Damn. I know I’m a girl & all but I never thought I was all girlie. Eeewwww.  
Does this mean I have to start wearing pastel colors? If I have to wear pink I’m gonna have to shoot myself.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/18 "2000-07-26T14:19:01Z")

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Level One, with a score of 3. “Extremely Straight Acting.” My wife will be _so_ pleased. 😃

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/19 "2000-07-26T14:23:33Z")

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I got, Your score is 58  
LEVEL 3 – MOSTLY STRAIGHT ACTING.

And did someone mention ABBA?

Here’s on that maybe suits here.

Dancing Queen  
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life  
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

Friday night and the lights are low  
Looking out for the place to go  
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing  
You come in to look for a King  
Anybody could be that guy  
Night is young and the music’s high  
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine  
You’re in the mood for a dance  
And when you get the chance…

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen  
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine  
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life  
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

You’re a teaser, you turn 'em on  
Leave them burning and then you’re gone  
Looking out for another, anyone will do  
You’re in the mood for a dance  
And when you get the chance…

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen  
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine  
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life  
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

Anyone who wants to sing with me??:)🙂

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**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/20 "2000-07-26T14:26:09Z")

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This is what I got. I’m a woman but this describes me pretty well! Go figure!  
Your score is 149

LEVEL 8 – EXTREMELY FEMININE

You got it, you flaunt it. You don’t even try to hide it. You want the world to know that you are proud of who you are and if it means two snaps with a ‘you go girlfriend’ then so be it. Life is too short to be someone you’re not, and you’ll be damned if you’re going to suppress your girlish charm for anyone.

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