# Here is a fun little test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897 "2000-07-26T13:21:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![HomeSlice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9d8465/32.png) [@HomeSlice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HomeSlice)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/21 "2000-07-26T14:28:32Z")
Damn, only a level 2…someone please tell me how to get the rest of this “gay” out of me!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/22 "2000-07-26T14:29:08Z")
Ooo. Gimme some of that sweet Level 8 femininity, Rach! ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/23 "2000-07-26T14:32:07Z")
28/Level 2. Does the fact that I took a quiz meant for gay men mean I should question my sexuality? What a way to return to the boards. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/24 "2000-07-26T14:37:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Your score is 70 > > LEVEL 4 – SOMEWHAT STRAIGHT ACTING > > A few people might suspect that you might not be a heterosexual. No one knows for sure, but there are rumors about what you’re doing on the weekends. Most of your traits are straight acting but a few traits you have are causing people to wonder, but nothing is so apparent that anyone is sure enough to bring it up. Ha! ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/25 "2000-07-26T14:46:34Z")
Your score is 92 LEVEL 5 – SOMEWHAT FEMININE ## Your Mom already knows. Smart girls in the office already know that you like to sleep with men. Your straight acting traits are few and far between as your feminine traits start to surface. You tend to be a real sensitive guy that gets along great with the female posse at work. Yeah, okay. Allan sissy boy. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/26 "2000-07-26T14:49:38Z")
Annie, I sang along with you then I broke into Fernando and then that song from Pigs Can Fly that has the lyrics, “you can’t take the KY out of Kentucky.” I believe the song is called "You Can’t Take the Color Out of Colorado. I believe Howard Crabtree is the composer/lyricist. If anyone can post those lyrics they are good for some big laughs. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/27 "2000-07-26T14:52:22Z")
> [@](#): > > Your score is 0 > > ``` > LEVEL 0 -- THE ULTIMATE IN STRAIGHT ACTING > > There is no more straight acting than you. Not one person on the planet would guess you sleep with men. > You might want to check to see if you shouldn't be out wrestling with wild animals in the wilderness or > jumping out of airplanes right now. You are the ultimate in masculinity and acting in a straight manner in > which most heterosexual men don't even achieve. > > ``` And women have told me I’m sensitive…go figure. I think I’ll go wrassle some 'gators. ---
**Author:** ![hflathead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@hflathead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hflathead)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/28 "2000-07-26T14:59:06Z")
Sorry, just felt like Charlie Brown on Halloween. I scored a 15. I just hate doing bad on tests. Maybe I could do some studying. later, Tom ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/29 "2000-07-26T15:00:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Balance \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Your score is 0 > > > > ``` > > LEVEL 0 -- THE ULTIMATE IN STRAIGHT ACTING > > > > There is no more straight acting than you. Not one person on the planet would guess you sleep with men. > > You might want to check to see if you shouldn't be out wrestling with wild animals in the wilderness or > > jumping out of airplanes right now. You are the ultimate in masculinity and acting in a straight manner in > > which most heterosexual men don't even achieve. > > > > ``` > > And women have told me I’m sensitive…go figure. I think I’ll go wrassle some 'gators. \*\* how did you score a 0? I got a 3. I’m impressed! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/30 "2000-07-26T15:01:22Z")
You ARE sensitive, Balance. At least _I_ think so. 🙂 And here’s mine: > [@](#): > > Your score is 151 > > LEVEL 8 – EXTREMELY FEMININE > > You got it, you flaunt it. You don’t even try to hide it. You want the world to know that you are proud of who you are and if it means two snaps with a ‘you go girlfriend’ then so be it. Life is too short to be someone you’re not, and you’ll be damned if you’re going to suppress your girlish charm for anyone. Fits me pretty well, I think… ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/31 "2000-07-26T15:02:23Z")
So you know, on most of the answers you can insert more than one check mark. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/32 "2000-07-26T15:05:38Z")
Level 2. There goes my mystique. picmr ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/33 "2000-07-26T15:08:00Z")
Your score is 64 LEVEL 4 – SOMEWHAT STRAIGHT ACTING ☹ 😕 Does this mean that I have to turn in my pink card? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/34 "2000-07-26T15:09:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Your score is **46**. > > LEVEL 3 – MOSTLY STRAIGHT ACTING > > You lead a normal everyday life and it’s ‘no questions asked’ as people just assume you are straight. Every once and awhile a very aware person might notice something that causes them to think ‘fem’ but it’s a fleeing thought because you turn around and surprise them with more masculine traits before they even have time to fully analyze the last one. Wait a sec. I’m more manly than **Mullinator** or **Coldfire**? Whoa. Dance for me, girly-men. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/35 "2000-07-26T15:12:48Z")
Scored 170 - Level 8 here as well. Huh. And for a woman who has been called non-feminine on more than one occasion for refusing to wear makeup or heels. I think it’s the flowers and the stuffed animals 🙂 They should’ve asked whether those sappy Kleenex commercials make you cry. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/36 "2000-07-26T15:26:14Z")
Scored 40, Level 2: Oh, my. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/37 "2000-07-26T15:27:55Z")
My score is 60, level 3. Shit. I need to go get drunk and start a bar fight, then rebuild my engine. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/38 "2000-07-26T15:30:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Saint Zero \* > \*\*Level One, with a score of 3. “Extremely Straight Acting.” My wife will be _so_ pleased. 😃 \*\* I would say so! I got an 85 (Level Five, somewhat feminine). I can agree with that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jayron\_32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@jayron\_32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayron_32)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/39 "2000-07-26T15:38:45Z")
48, level 3 Damn, you know for a straight man, I really thought i would be more gay. I’m kinda disapointed that I’m not, honestly. Drat. ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/40 "2000-07-26T15:45:53Z")
Your score is 123 LEVEL 7 – VERY FEMININE It’s kinda assumed ‘Oh, yeah he’s gay’. Your consistent behavior leads anyone you come in contact with to think that you’re more than likely a fun loving homo boy. You’re the life of the party and your hands are moving and talking as much as your mouth. You clothes are so perfect that sometimes they look fake This is so funny! However, my behavior usually doesn’t lead people to believe I’m a fun loving homo **boy**!! Great quiz!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897.md?page=3)