# Here is a fun little test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897 "2000-07-26T13:21:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/41 "2000-07-26T15:52:48Z")
37, level 2. Not too shabby, I suppose. S. Norman ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/42 "2000-07-26T15:59:38Z")
Hey **Tymp** , I got ranked at level 4 too (67). > [@](#): > > No one knows for sure, but there are rumors about what you’re doing on the weekends. Do you think they’re catching on that we don’t sleep in separate bedrooms? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/43 "2000-07-26T16:03:40Z")
Norman: it must have been that Ducati 😉 And Corrado, dahling, you couldn’t afford me dancing for you, bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Havoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Havoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Havoc)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/44 "2000-07-26T16:22:56Z")
AFAIK, I don’t have to confess anything to the fiancée. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/45 "2000-07-26T16:33:47Z")
Well it’s a damn good thing I’m not gay cause I’d be really bad at it, I got a -6. ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/46 "2000-07-26T16:34:07Z")
I scored a 7 – level 1. How the heck did a couple of you guys get a 0? Sheesh, I at least put up Christmas lights. I guess I have to get in touch with the ol’ feminine side. Anyone want to come with me and show me how to pick out shampoo? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/47 "2000-07-26T16:50:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Your score is 139 > > ``` > LEVEL 7 -- VERY FEMININE > > It's kinda assumed 'Oh, yeah he's gay'. Your > consistent behavior leads anyone you come in contact > with to think that you're more than likely a fun loving > homo boy. You're the life of the party and your hands > are moving and talking as much as your mouth. You > clothes are so perfect that sometimes they look fake. > > ``` Hey! My clothes _are not_ perfect!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/48 "2000-07-26T16:57:23Z")
I got a 72, which makes me somewhat straight acting. That’s about what I expected, what with my hair care products, my fondness for the phrase “pee-pee” and having seen Titanic a few times. But I’m not gay! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/49 "2000-07-26T16:59:26Z")
\*\*\* This just in! \*\*\*\* Someone here at the office, who actually is gay, scored a level five!!! I am only slightly more straight acting than my gay friend. Hmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/50 "2000-07-26T17:12:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by denbo \* > I scored a 7 – level 1. How the heck did a couple of you guys get a 0? Sheesh, I at least put up Christmas lights. Heh. _And_ I did it with incense and candles. ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/51 "2000-07-26T17:20:49Z")
Level 8 - 157 points - Extremely Feminine I am not. Take that back. I’ve always been a tomboy. I don’t want to wear dresses and fix my hair and stuff. 😭 Well, maybe occasionally I like to dress up, ok I wear makeup every day and I mess with my hair but extremely feminine. Pffft. ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/52 "2000-07-26T17:23:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Balance \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by denbo \* > > I scored a 7 – level 1. How the heck did a couple of you guys get a 0? Sheesh, I at least put up Christmas lights. > > Heh. _And_ I did it with incense and candles. \*\* you are amazing Balance 🙂 I did the test again, and I got Your score is 123 LEVEL 7 – VERY FEMININE It’s kinda assumed ‘Oh, yeah he’s gay’. Your consistent behavior leads anyone you come in contact with to think that you’re more than likely a fun loving homo boy. You’re the life of the party and your hands are moving and talking as much as your mouth. You clothes are so perfect that sometimes they look fake. well first, I have no fashion sense. Second I am never reffered to as feminine. Is there one of these for girls? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/53 "2000-07-26T17:26:01Z")
Well, considering I’m a girl, I hope I have some feminine qualities about me, but level 9? I’m probably the least girly in appearance out of most of my friends. But I do have some odd likes that make me really feminine in that sense, like my love of doing makeup and home decorating. ::giggle:: So, am I the “girliest” girl here out of those who took the test? ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/54 "2000-07-26T17:39:21Z")
My score is 136 ``` LEVEL 7 -- VERY FEMININE ``` My hubby’s score is 142 ``` LEVEL 8 -- EXTREMELY FEMININE ``` I suppose we are well matched. ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/55 "2000-07-26T17:42:21Z")
> [@](#): > > Your score is 112 > > LEVEL 6 – MOSTLY FEMININE > > People are starting to place bets that you are gay. You do a lot of things and have a lot of behaviors that are the stereotypical gay feminine traits. You enjoy exploring your feminine side. Most people just assume you are gay, and go on with it, which is just fine with you. If i’m only mostly feminine and I’m a girl, what is the other part? I better go watch titantic a few hundred times and make a pee pee if i want to win any pageants. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/56 "2000-07-26T17:54:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Your score is 51 > > LEVEL 3 – MOSTLY STRAIGHT ACTING > > You lead a normal everyday life and it’s ‘no questions asked’ as people just assume you are straight. Every once and awhile a very aware person might notice something that causes them to think ‘fem’ but it’s a fleeing thought because you turn around and surprise them with more masculine traits before they even have time to fully analyze the last one. Oh, Oh. “Mostly”? And “Every once and awhile a very aware person might notice something that causes them to think ‘fem’”. Allright, I’ve let my wife know I’ll be late; SqrlCub, we need to talk… ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/57 "2000-07-26T17:55:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Balance \* > \*\*Heh. _And_ I did it with incense and candles. \*\* You are far too manly. Come on over…we can drink beer, change my oil, and watch Chuck Norris movies. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/58 "2000-07-26T17:56:37Z")
Level 3: Mostly Straight. Okay, I’ll just be at the nearest department store, buying a dress. ---
**Author:** ![MadHatter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MadHatter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadHatter)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/59 "2000-07-26T17:59:56Z")
Scored 23, Level 2. That’s right… a straight shottin’ homophobe… that’s me. ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/60 "2000-07-26T18:01:12Z")
**Swiddles** , now _I_ get to correct _your_ Madonna trivia–it was a **Pepsi** commercial! 😛 BTW, my rating: Your score is 112 LEVEL 6 – MOSTLY FEMININE People are starting to place bets that you are gay. You do a lot of things and have a lot of behaviors that are the stereotypical gay feminine traits. You enjoy exploring your feminine side. Most people just assume you are gay, and go on with it, which is just fine with you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897.md?page=4)