# Here is a fun little test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897 "2000-07-26T13:21:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![irish\_bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ac91a4/32.png) [@irish\_bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irish_bill)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/81 "2000-07-26T20:39:03Z")
To get a zero, you have to complete the quiz while eating raw meat, sitting astride a bucking bronco, naked. (I think) (Level 3, 41) ---
**Author:** ![Montgomery\_Burns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/db5fbb/32.png) [@Montgomery\_Burns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montgomery_Burns)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/82 "2000-07-26T20:41:12Z")
I got a 23; level 2. I wonder what Smithers would think. ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/83 "2000-07-26T20:42:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SqrlCub \* > **I am surprised so many of the men on the board have scored so low. You guys must be a total mess and slobs. šŸ˜‰** Hey, I resent that remark! And if I could just get off the couch and out from under these old pizza boxes and empty beer bottles, Iā€™d ask you to step outside! ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/84 "2000-07-26T20:51:30Z")
Arnold Winkelriedā€™s score: > [@](#): > > Your score is 117 > > LEVEL 6 ā€“ MOSTLY FEMININE > > People are starting to place bets that you are gay. You do a lot of things and have a lot of behaviors that are the stereotypical gay feminine traits. You enjoy exploring your feminine side. Most people just assume you are gay, and go on with it, which is just fine with you. The **real** Arnold Winkelried must be spinning in his grave. Posters that are more feminine than me: SqrlCub, SwimmingRiddles, wacky ninja, little\*bit, Rachelle, hflathead, Falcon, KimKatt, monster, denbo, Democritus Posters that are more masculine than me: Coldfire, Edward The Head, Mullinator, JimmyNipples,spooje, Drain Bead, Dinsdale, Saint Zero, Anniz, HomeSlice, Aglarond, Tymp, AHunter3, Balance, picmr, fogmage, John Corrado, LouisB, Sealemon88, Juliana, jayron 32, Spiny Norman, Nen, Havoc, ReservoirDog Obviously the people more feminine than me are limp-wristed sissies, and the people more masculine than me are unfeeling neanderthals. I think the poster list above proves that conclusively. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/85 "2000-07-26T20:56:51Z")
Whoops I missed page 2 when I did my comparison of posters! After reviewing the names on page 2, however, I stand by my statement. ---
**Author:** ![dcnewsman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dcnewsman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcnewsman)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/86 "2000-07-26T20:57:50Z")
Hmmmmā€¦Iā€™m more butch than Sqrl and PLDennison! Woo Hoo. Your score is 100 LEVEL 5 ā€“ SOMEWHAT FEMININE Iā€™d probably score even more butch but Sqrl is rubbing off on me. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/87 "2000-07-26T21:11:22Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \* > Posters that are more feminine than me: SqrlCub, SwimmingRiddles, wacky ninja, little_bit, Rachelle, hflathead, Falcon, KimKatt, monster, **denbo** , Democritus\*\* Hang on there, Arnold ā€“ You must have misread my post. I scored 7 _points_, not level 7. I almost spit out the raw meat I was chewing on all over my motor oil stained t-shirt when I read that. Now where did I put that Hustler? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/88 "2000-07-26T21:19:34Z")
> [@](#): > > To get a zero, you have to complete the quiz while eating raw meat, sitting astride a bucking bronco, naked. Put in the right context, such activity would probably score you a ten! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![lilah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e36b37/32.png) [@lilah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilah)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/89 "2000-07-26T21:23:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nen \* > \*\*Hey **Tymp** , I got ranked at level 4 too (67). > > > [@](#): > > > > No one knows for sure, but there are rumors about what youā€™re doing on the weekends. > > Do you think theyā€™re catching on that we donā€™t sleep in separate bedrooms? \*\* well, hell. what am i supposed to do now? ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/90 "2000-07-26T21:28:47Z")
Score of 11, level 1. ha ha. I feel very manly now, Hey whos to say you cant be manly and still like to felch dead goats? ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/91 "2000-07-26T21:29:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by denbo \* > Hang on there, Arnold ā€“ You must have misread my post. I scored 7 _points_, not level 7. Sorry denbo. You have been officially downgraded in my ranking system from culture-loving esthete to knuckle-dragger. Happy now? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/92 "2000-07-26T21:31:24Z")
33, Level 2, straight acting. Iā€™m satisfied. My sensitive side has done me wondersā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/93 "2000-07-26T21:32:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lilah \* > well, hell. > > what am i supposed to do now? Join in, um, I mean, um, that mustā€™ve been a typo. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/94 "2000-07-26T21:43:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SqrlCub \* > I am surprised so many of the men on the board have scored so low. You guys must be a total mess and slobs. šŸ˜‰ hehehehe I am so evil. \ Well, of course youā€™re evil! You wouldnā€™t be our beloved SqrlCub otherwise! I suppose itā€™s fortunate for my manly image that they didnā€™t ask if I wrote poetry, danced (badly) under the stars, or made elaborate desserts decorated with mint leavesā€¦ Oops! Forget I said that! ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/95 "2000-07-26T21:50:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \* > \*\*Sorry denbo. You have been officially downgraded in my ranking system from culture-loving esthete to knuckle-dragger. Happy now? šŸ˜ƒ \*\* Ecstatic. Now leave me alone ā€“ I gotta go on a beer run before Smackdown starts. Ya damn pansy.šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/96 "2000-07-26T22:02:40Z")
Your score is 104 LEVEL 6 ā€“ MOSTLY FEMININE People are starting to place bets that you are gay. You do a lot of things and have a lot of behaviors that are the stereotypical gay feminine traits. You enjoy exploring your feminine side. Most people just assume you are gay, and go on with it, which is just fine with you iā€™d write more, but i have to go make a pee-pee. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/97 "2000-07-26T22:08:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > \*\* > And Iā€™m the only level 10 yet. I think itā€™s a combination of being a girly-girl and having a lot of friends in the gay community, therefore I attend the pride events, which I think put me over the edge of my fellow high rankers. \*\* I got a level 10 also and a score of 211. Iā€™m a girly girl! _giggles welfishly_ Just makes me want to run outside with my all-pink skirt and top, singing ABBA and dancing with my arms above my chest through the flowers! So does anyone want to hang up some Christmas lights with me? ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/98 "2000-07-26T22:26:07Z")
**You** , Iā€™ll help with Christmas lights, Welfy šŸ˜‰ I can use earplugs and shades to cope with ABBA and pink. Oh, the sacrifices we knuckledraggers make for womenā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/99 "2000-07-26T23:42:03Z")
> [@](#): > > That reminds me Phil, when do you want to get together and jam in the near future. You got the brains, I got the brawn. Letā€™s make lots of money. Well, not by playing Pet Shop Boys covers. Well, if not with him, howbout with me? _sitting here lipsynching to ā€œMetamorphosisā€_ ---
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/100 "2000-07-26T23:54:17Z")
I got a 154 - level 8. Thatā€™s a good thingā€¦ right? hmmā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897.md?page=6)