# Here is a fun little test

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 26, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897 "2000-07-26T13:21:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/101 "2000-07-27T00:14:28Z")

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54-- “mostly” straight acting…

I figured i"d get higher, people always think I’m gay. Gay guys even bought me drinks in Denny’s once. (I wasn’t going to accept the waitress says, “Honey! Always take the drink, I’ll take care of them.”)

Screeme

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/102 "2000-07-27T00:27:36Z")

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28, Level 2. And I don’t even like football!

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/103 "2000-07-27T01:11:27Z")

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Your score is 39

LEVEL 2 – VERY STRAIGHT ACTING

Hardly anyone would be able to pick you as a homo boy. All your actions are carefully crafted in a way that they never appear to be considered too fem. Only a fellow level 2 – buddy might suspect you with the proper gaydar and it’s just the way you like it.

heh.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/104 "2000-07-27T01:37:34Z")

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Looks like my -6 is the lowest score so far. None of the rest of you pansy ass girly men have even gotten negative 🙂 Maybe I should go start an “ask the manly man thread”

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**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/105 "2000-07-27T03:10:54Z")

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Your score is 39

LEVEL 2 – VERY STRAIGHT ACTING

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/106 "2000-07-27T17:49:06Z")

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AIGH! I followed that link, and it messed up my automated “let-me-finish-that-url-you-seem-to-be-typing” feature on my browser. It used to be I’d type [http://www.str](http://www.str) and the machine would do the rest. Now it keeps suggesting THAT link.

Or is my computer trying to tell me something?!?

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**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/107 "2000-07-27T17:58:41Z")

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I got a level 1. Which is odd since everyone I know seems to be convinced I’m gay.

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**Author:** ![Modian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Modian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Modian)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/108 "2000-07-27T20:26:52Z")

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Your score is -2 (Thats right, negative)

LEVEL 0 – THE ULTIMATE IN STRAIGHT ACTING

There is no more straight acting than you. Not one person on the planet would guess you sleep with men. You might want to check to see if you shouldn’t be out wrestling with wild animals in the wilderness or jumping out of airplanes right now. You are the ultimate in masculinity and acting in a straight manner in which most heterosexual men don’t even achieve.  
I am man, hear me roar 😃

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**Author:** ![Modian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Modian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Modian)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/109 "2000-07-27T20:31:57Z")

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Damn, wolfman beat me by 4 points 😛

Guess we’re the most insensitive guys here…

😃

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/110 "2000-07-27T21:33:56Z")

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> Your score is 213
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> LEVEL 10 – QUEEN STATUS  
> There is no more feminine than you. You’re simply a woman trapped in a mans body. You’ve made the calls about getting ‘the operation’ and you go to sleep every night thinking how easier it would be to be a woman instead. Over 50% of your clothes in your closet are designed for women, and life just gets better and better the more level 10 people you hang out with.

I’m baffled about my score. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad I scored on the feminine end of things because, well, I’m a woman. But, I am confused that I scored so high.

I was a “tom boy” as a child. To this day I still am, even my SO’s friends think of me as “one of the guys”.

My clothing isn’t especially feminine. I usually wear slacks and flats. Forget heels and short skirts, I want to be comfortable - I’d wear my PJ’s all the time if I could get away with it.

It must have been the candles and the figure skating.

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**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-is-a-fun-little-test/26897/111 "2000-07-27T22:07:54Z")

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Your score is 67

LEVEL 4 – SOMEWHAT STRAIGHT ACTING

**A few people might suspect that you might not be a heterosexual. No one knows for sure, but there are rumors about what you’re doing on the weekends. Most of your traits are straight acting but a few traits you have are causing people to wonder, but nothing is so apparent that anyone is sure enough to bring it up.**

Yeah. Yeah, that’s about right.

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