# Here it is, she's been asking for it, the pitting of Quiddity Glomfuster

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 10, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495 "2007-05-10T02:31:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/381 "2007-05-11T17:29:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Una Persson]  
and who knows, maybe some cat-related posts as a capper.  
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hey, leave Matt Russell out of this! 😉

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**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/382 "2007-05-11T17:30:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Una Persson]  
Well…in all honesty, folks, she is being Pitted and having multiple people come after her with criticisms. I see nothing wrong with posting in response to the many people here who are directly and indirectly addressing her. If she didn’t respond so much, I cannot help but believe there would be people asking why she was “ducking the question,” “refusing to answer,” etc. My posting rate is down to less than once a day over the last year, but if I was being Pitted by numerous people as in this case, I’d likely be trying to respond to as many as possible too.

And she’s even combined responses to several people in single posts on multiple occasions - IMO a true attention whore would have an individual post for each and every person, several side-posts mocking Bush’s personal appearance, and who knows, maybe some cat-related posts as a capper.  
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You are right…I don’t blame her for having a lot of posts in this thread. It might cut down on the time she spends posting, though, if she would be more direct and stop leading people around in circular arguments. The whole bit about the gender thread was just silly. Just go back, read the thread again, and admit that you misrepresented what it said. Say you were mistaken. Say you read it quickly & missed the point. Say whatever, but don’t spend post after post arguing about something so obvious.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/383 "2007-05-11T17:29:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Jodi]  
_Really_? How delicious!  
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I’d say tragic, really. Considering who she was when she posted here, she must have had to process an astonishing amount of self-loathing before she got to the point where she could come out. I can’t bring myself to gloat over something like that. It’s not an experience anyone deserves.

On the other hand, I can and will gloat over that bigotted shit **Joe Cool** losing his wife to another woman. That completely fucking rocks.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/384 "2007-05-11T17:42:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Lama Pacos]  
I like **Quiddity**. I can’t point to specific examples, but in my experience she usually comes across in her posts as very intelligent and funny. She lacks the bloviating tendencies and bizarre lack of self-awareness that a lot of Dopers seem to have.  
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This is the funniest post in the entire thread.

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/385 "2007-05-11T17:50:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Giraffe]  
You don’t have to tell me. I’m constantly having to hide my light under a bushel basket in order to be so likable to the mouthbreathing dullards I’m surrounded by. But don’t waste your time being in pain, instead just be happy. Life’s too short to care what anyone else thinks, plus they’re all jerks.  
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When people have called for your head in a basket, I don’t think that’s _exactly_ what they meant.

😃

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/386 "2007-05-11T17:51:11Z")

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[QUOTE=wring]  
hey, leave Matt Russell out of this! 😉  
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I’ve always wanted to name a cat John McLaughlin. Because they always have the final say anyhow, right?

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/387 "2007-05-11T17:51:33Z")

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> [@Lama Pacos](#):
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> I like Quiddity. I can’t point to specific examples, but in my experience she usually comes across in her posts as very intelligent and funny. She lacks the bloviating tendencies and bizarre lack of self-awareness that a lot of Dopers seem to have.  
> [QUOTE=BayleDomon]  
> This is the funniest post in the entire thread.

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I concur.

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**Author:** ![Lama\_Pacos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Lama\_Pacos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lama_Pacos)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/388 "2007-05-11T17:52:58Z")

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[QUOTE=BayleDomon]  
This is the funniest post in the entire thread.  
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I’d say “I’ll be here all week”, but I’m not some of the other folks in this thread.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/389 "2007-05-11T17:56:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Una Persson]  
I’ve always wanted to name a cat John McLaughlin. Because they always have the final say anyhow, right?  
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absolutely!  
now, we’ve had the cute kitty references covered, the long ago poster references, the stand up comedien routine, I think we can stick a fork in this horse.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/390 "2007-05-11T18:16:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Una Persson]  
Well…in all honesty, folks, she is being Pitted and having multiple people come after her with criticisms. I see nothing wrong with posting in response to the many people here who are directly and indirectly addressing her.  
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Sure, and I agree. However, bear in mind that this is a person who has consistently and loudly insisted that she doesn’t give a damn what us “pixels on a screen” think or say about her. If you don’t detect a trace of irony here, then what can I say, you probably need to check the polarity on your irony meter. 😉

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/391 "2007-05-11T18:28:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]  
Thanks for the closure.

If true (and I’m not doubting you, just using ordinary skepticism about things that are out and about on the net) it’s not a big surprise. Many folks embrace rigid belief systems in order to ‘fix’ some unwanted tendency/trait in themselves.  
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Yes, that was exactly my thought as well.

I’m very sorry for the highjack.

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**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/392 "2007-05-11T18:34:03Z")

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[QUOTE=wring]  
absolutely!  
now, we’ve had the cute kitty references covered, the long ago poster references, the stand up comedien routine, I think we can stick a fork in this horse.  
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You missed:

Gaudere’s Law  
Peter Principle  
Godwin’s Law  
Strawman Arguments  
circular logic  
irony  
Ockham’s Razor

It’s been a blast!

We are just missing gratuitous nudity.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/393 "2007-05-11T18:35:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Auntbeast]  
You missed:

Gaudere’s Law  
Peter Principle  
Godwin’s Law  
Strawman Arguments  
circular logic  
irony  
Ockham’s Razor

It’s been a blast!

We are just missing gratuitous nudity.  
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(.)(.)

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/394 "2007-05-11T18:37:51Z")

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ok, **now** we’re done.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/395 "2007-05-11T18:41:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
(.)(.)  
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)[sub][sub]\*[/sub][/sub](

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/396 "2007-05-11T18:55:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
I’d say tragic, really. Considering who she was when she posted here, she must have had to process an astonishing amount of self-loathing before she got to the point where she could come out. I can’t bring myself to gloat over something like that. It’s not an experience anyone deserves.

On the other hand, I can and will gloat over that bigotted shit **Joe Cool** losing his wife to another woman. That completely fucking rocks.  
[/QUOTE]

So . . . it’s tragically delicious!

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/397 "2007-05-11T19:12:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Auntbeast]  
So I guess we should start posts with “Ohm”? 🙂  
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You might encounter some resistance.

If the nudity doesn’t kill the thread, the bad puns will.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/398 "2007-05-11T19:19:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Cervaise]  
If the nudity doesn’t kill the thread, the bad puns will.  
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They never have yet.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/399 "2007-05-11T19:20:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Jodi]  
So . . . it’s tragically delicious!  
[/QUOTE]

I must admit that there is some truth in that statement.

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**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-shes-been-asking-for-it-the-pitting-of-quiddity-glomfuster/403495/400 "2007-05-11T19:22:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]  
I must admit that there is some truth in that statement.  
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Easy tiger. Those sort of statements are hard to find in this thread. Actually, it may be the only one in here.

Now, about those scripts folks are talking about…

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