# Here it is! The MMP! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 10, 2012, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277 "2012-09-10T10:06:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/141 "2012-09-13T21:24:33Z")
Anyone else greatly amused at the mental image of the bear doing backflips? 😃 Tomorrow I get to meet our company’s hosebeast equivalent. Honest to goodness - every single person I’ve met in this company is quick to make a comment about this guy, and none of the comments are good. I told \*\*FCD \*\*I was calling in sick tomorrow, but he wouldn’t hear of it. Poopyhead. 😛 Daughter is here for supper, which will be poke tenderloin, sauerkraut, carrots, N.O.T.-n-onions, with ice cream for dessert. _Yummm_! My rotisserie just beeped - suppertime!!! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/142 "2012-09-13T22:05:53Z")
**Spidey** just let me know where you irk and I’ll be glad to recommend Hosebeast for any open positions especially those where you are. Then you can amuse us with tales one oh so dumber than a plate or raw fart blossoms. 😛 **Innie** I vote for burgers cause I don’t like sloppy joes. **MOOOOOOM** your dindin sounds yum. Mine sure was. Plus, I have ice cream too! YAY!!! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/143 "2012-09-13T23:06:41Z")
Daughter’s gone home. Supper was yum! I’m gonna finish reading my funnies, then consider crashing early. I’s tahred. But I can wear jeans tomorrow so there’s that. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/144 "2012-09-13T23:14:00Z")
My sister is gonna kill me. I colluded with my nephew to make a yard sign for her 50th birthday tomorrow. It says: “50 years old, one owner, needs parts, make offer.” 😃 I’ll see about a picture in a few minutes. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/145 "2012-09-13T23:43:04Z")
[Yard sign.](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/IMG957852.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/146 "2012-09-13T23:51:16Z")
**BBBobbio** , you’re an evil, evil little man! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/147 "2012-09-14T00:17:15Z")
4th Quarter meeting survived(Football themed, half of us had Packers gear on. :)) Making cheeseburgers while wearing my Aaron Rodgers jersey and Cheesehat. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/148 "2012-09-14T00:38:13Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > [Yard sign.](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/IMG957852.jpg) Can I haz your DVDs? That means, “You’re a dead man.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/149 "2012-09-14T00:39:27Z")
Mrs. Plant v.3.0 made breaded pork chops, and I made back eyed peas and baked sweet potatoes. No ice cream here. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/150 "2012-09-14T00:52:34Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Can I haz your DVDs? Sure. You can have all the really nasty pr0n… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/151 "2012-09-14T01:26:34Z")
For me tonight is Friday night as I plan to visit the MVA tomorrow morning, then pick up the kids for a 3 day weekend down the parents. Though I love the change of seasons I think I am being hit with allergies - I have been in pain and felt tired and off all week. Grr. The big truck is having issues. I think the batteries (2) are original. I just priced their replacements at Pep Boys at $125 each. So I’m not exactly jumping out of my seat to get that done. That’s what I got this week. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/152 "2012-09-14T02:02:04Z")
> [@2gigch1](#): > > For me tonight is Friday night as I plan to visit the MVA tomorrow morning, then pick up the kids for a 3 day weekend down the parents. > > Though I love the change of seasons I think I am being hit with allergies - I have been in pain and felt tired and off all week. Grr. > > The big truck is having issues. I think the batteries (2) are original. I just priced their replacements at Pep Boys at $125 each. So I’m not exactly jumping out of my seat to get that done. > > That’s what I got this week. Tonight is Friday night? Lucky so-in-so. 🙂 Batteries? Two? How does it come to pass that? (That means, “How come?”, Swampy.) ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/153 "2012-09-14T02:54:23Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Sure. You can have all the really nasty pr0n… 😛 I thought we were friends.☹ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/154 "2012-09-14T03:12:32Z")
The shellies are really, really, really pissed off. Not too mad to eat brine shrimp as though I were made of money, but they give me the Evile Eye and plunge into their shells at my approach. They have barely begun to landscape. They probably figure that I will move them again tomorrow. “Oh FTW has he done\* now\*?” One has taken up residence in the rock pile intended for the calvus. I have named him Rocky. I hope this goes well when the calvus show up. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/155 "2012-09-14T03:55:14Z")
For **MBG** : BEARS SUCK! Go Packers! :p:):p:) ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/156 "2012-09-14T04:00:39Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > For **MBG** : > > BEARS SUCK! > > Go Packers! > :p:):p:) You do realize you’re on a board based out of Chicago, at least nominally, right? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/157 "2012-09-14T04:12:30Z")
> [@Taomist](#): > > You do realize you’re on a board based out of Chicago, at least nominally, right? 😛 Nobody likes a sore loser. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/158 "2012-09-14T04:25:12Z")
Hey, you’re talking to a life-long White Sox fan. 😛 I KNOW FROM LOSING!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/159 "2012-09-14T04:40:34Z")
> [@Taomist](#): > > Hey, you’re talking to a life-long White Sox fan. 😛 I KNOW FROM LOSING!! 😃 I grew up when the Packers sucked. One year, I was so happy they made it to 6-10, I cut out the final standings and pinned it to my wall.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277/160 "2012-09-14T10:19:35Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 71 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 87 and dry, dry, dry. This makes da bear all sniffly and sneezey. Stoopid ragweed! I take comfort in the fact that it should be over in a couple of weeks. **Bobbio** that sign is just evil. I like that in a person. 😃 **flytrap** poke chops, black eyed peas and sweet **N.O.T.**. Why you sound almost southern! 😛 **Tao** my niece and her husband who live in the Chicago area are White Sox fans. Actually, I think niece may be more of a Cubs fan but carries on for the Sox to keep family harmony. I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence. Of course I do get taken to **N.O.L.** today so there’s that to look forward too. Plus it’s Firday! Happy Firday Y’all! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-it-is-the-mmp/634277.md?page=9)