# Here - taste this in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 8, 2019, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-taste-this-in-the-mmp/836704 "2019-07-08T10:32:45Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 8, 2019, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-taste-this-in-the-mmp/836704/14 "2019-07-08T15:58:57Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> \*\*MetalMouse \*\*- if I was your neighbor, I’d climb in the window, then leave the door unlocked for you. Of course, I’d probably also fill your living room with ballooons full of glitter… 😉

But I thought you were nice, damnit! That is pure eeevil!!!  
Tomorrow is [Cow Appreciation Day](https://www.chick-fil-a.com/cow-appreciation-day).

**Ruble** , if you can get rubber chickens in time, I bet they’d give Bessie a free oil change & some C-F-A social media publicity for you!

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