My free sandwich was terrific. Spidey may post pictures later but ---------- I walked in and the older lady at the counter asked if she could help me. I pointed over my shoulder with my thumb and asked “does that qualify for a sandwich or do we need to consult the rules committee?” She looked out the window and at the same time the young lady next to her did as well. Turns out the younger one was the manager. She said “Oh God - that SO counts!” The lady I originally spoke to said “But you have to ride it in” but as I started for the door she seemed to change her mind about that part. 
It was fun and I am glad I did it.
Now to take the scenic way to work. Ohio; be afraid. Be very very afraid.
PS ------ I think I have a germ of an idea what my next bike will be ------- a sidehack themed after a pirate ship. Complete with swivel gun. This would allow me to combine two things I love – riding and blowing crap up. And maybe it would score me some free food at Long John Silver’s!