Well, you can go on and on about how pointless an excercise all this terror mongering is, but you ignore one crucial fact, delivered with straight-faced aplomb, as noted above.
Our dauntless progress in the War on Terror (over 75% of Al Q neutralized! We’ve got rock-solid rumors and unimpeachable hints…) is due entirely to GeeDubya (Praise the Leader!) We would never be in such an excellent position if it were not for the sheer brilliance and perspicacity of the Shining One!
Naysayers and defeatists niggle about Pakistan’s adventures in nuclear entrepeurship, despite the clear truth that Pakistan is the most democratic and progressive military dictatorship in the ME! And look how they are embracing the solid principles of market capitalism! How carefully they examine their bread, and, after ascertaining which side is buttered, sell out to the highest bidder!
This is the very foundation of our program for civilizing the ME! The enemy deals in intangibles and ideology, offering naught but an opportunity to die for a (presumably) noble cause, whereas we offer cold, hard cash! Whereas our enemies seek to corrupt young minds by appeals to a false and infamous religion, we offer the benefices of the One True Almighty Dollar! They offer the nihilism and corruption of Allah, we offer Moloch, they offer Paradise, we offer Tupperware.
How can anyone doubt the faithful and noble loyalty of Pakistan, the True Blue Eaudy Cologny of the ME! Only The Leader could see this shining truth, only he could blithely overlook the minor misdemeanors and petty indiscretions to see through to the essential truth: the birth of the entreprenuerial spirit!
And this is but one example of the depth and range of The Leader’s thinking! As Mr. Ridge so aptly pointed out, without him our cause is lost! A vote for Kerry is a vote for Osama, no further debate is possible, it couldn’t be clearer. And yet the carpers and naysayers, the natter nabobs of negativism, pile on, making wild accusations of political partisanship.
Nothing could be further from the truth. The Leader is above partisan politics, only those who seek to undermine his truth (hmmmmm…should that be “His truth”? Perhaps not just yet…) indulge in partisan politics!