# Here you go Shaggy.....Just what you are looking for...

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 8, 2017, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-you-go-shaggy-just-what-you-are-looking-for/803910 "2017-12-08T15:17:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-you-go-shaggy-just-what-you-are-looking-for/803910/1 "2017-12-08T15:17:27Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=844146](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=844146)

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> seeking for a Master
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> * * *
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> I have the feeling of wanting to be taken.  
> Giving myself to a strong and dominate man.  
> I wanna be told what to do.Controlled physically and mentally and loving it because I trust and love my Master and I know he loves me too.  
> I want to be spanked, maybe even whipped if am bad. I expect punishment if I deserve it because I know it will improve me.
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> email me .

start jacking off shaggy, you got a chance with this one,.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-you-go-shaggy-just-what-you-are-looking-for/803910/2 "2017-12-08T16:37:57Z")

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As much fun as the denizens are having with that, we all know it’s just a matter of time before He Who Walks Behind the Rows becomes her master. Do you hate Shag so much that you’d dangle the “perfect date” in the full knowledge that the cruel Powers that Be will inevitably snatch her away?

If so, bravo. Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/here-you-go-shaggy-just-what-you-are-looking-for/803910/3 "2017-12-08T22:38:30Z")

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Link in OP didn’t work. How hopefully sordid was it?

Shag ain’t no Gordie Sumner:

_I will turn your face to alabaster  
When you’ll find your servant is your master_  
Paul Thomas Anderson unavailable for comment.