# Here's a new word game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 5, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924 "2014-03-05T13:50:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/1 "2014-03-05T13:50:31Z")

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Not too challenging, but it’s a start. I miss the ferociously clever word games we have had here, and I’m spending waaaay too much time playing stupid flash games. If you can think of another one, please start a thread!

Okay, the idea is, you take a word with an unusual letter combination, and make a sentence using as many words with that combination as you can.

I’ll start:

**There is a distinct lack of succinct communication in my precinct, as if it were extinct, and that’s against my better instincts.**

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/2 "2014-03-05T15:49:50Z")

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It became incumbent upon me to plumb the umber depths of a number of dumb, crumby, jumbled essays, and the whole process left me numb.

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/3 "2014-03-05T21:42:25Z")

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Stumbling, I grumbled to myself, and succumbed to that tumbledown feeling that in my bumbling way I had fumbled the thread. The realization was quite humbling.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/4 "2014-03-06T03:30:34Z")

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This paunchy professor will launch a staunch avalanche of branching franchises at the haunches of the raunchy Fu Manchu-wearing anchorites that eat blanched spinach with panache.

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/5 "2014-03-06T12:16:17Z")

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Well done!!

I found a cryptic, apocalyptic message written as a triptych in styptic pencil.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/6 "2014-03-06T14:32:36Z")

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I saw brusk Dean Rusk husk a musky busker at dusk.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/7 "2014-03-07T00:26:51Z")

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The fragrant vagrant’s agent sent Reagan a blatant rant on the giant pageant but meant to have sent it to the talent gentleman in the rented tent.

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/8 "2014-03-07T01:18:43Z")

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Pass the udder udder to my udder brudder.  
Stolen from the Smothers brudders.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/9 "2014-03-07T04:14:01Z")

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If the udder brudder takes the rudder, would you shudder?

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/10 "2014-03-07T04:20:32Z")

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Never speak Ogham in a field of sorghum.

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/11 "2014-03-07T04:25:54Z")

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I water my jonquil with Nyquil to keep it tranquil.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/12 "2014-03-07T04:37:04Z")

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Would you speckle spackle in a spectacular spark, following the specs of a bespectacled Spock?

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-new-word-game/682924/13 "2014-03-07T23:25:07Z")

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The dysphoric spherical sphinx asphyxiated on phosphoric asphodel while blaspheming her sphincter with sphagnum on the asphalt.
