# Here's a novel idea

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [April 2, 2002, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356 "2002-04-02T08:12:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author: ![Billy\_Baroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/76d3ee/32.png) [@Billy\_Baroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Baroo)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/21 "2002-04-02T17:15:20Z")

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**Teckchick** , if '68 is your birth year (like me) then of course _Risky Business_ was a big influence during your formative years. The philosophy therein is “What the fuck?” or the equivalent “Looks like it’s University of Illinois.”

Who could’ve guessed way back then that U of I would ultimately be my alma mater? Ahhh, Fuckit.

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### Author: ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2002, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/22 "2002-04-03T21:36:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
> \*\ ***Fuck it**
> 
> What ever, just fuck it. It matters little in the scheme of things anyway. \*\*

techie, did I ever tell ya, I love you.

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### Author: ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2002, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/23 "2002-04-03T21:40:27Z")

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😛

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### Author: ![igotit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@igotit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/igotit)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/24 "2002-04-03T21:48:39Z")

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He’s got a girlfriend now.Fuck it!

His fucking loss. I’m 🆒 about it. I don’t care that he’s fucking her. Fuck it!

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### Author: ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2002, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/25 "2002-04-04T06:13:09Z")

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Nice bolding. I almost believe you’re not angry…

😃

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### Author: ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2002, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/26 "2002-04-04T06:29:18Z")

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When a problem comes along,  
You must fuck it.  
When something’s going wrong,  
You must fuck it.  
Now fuck it,  
into shape.  
Shape it up,  
Get straight  
Go forward  
Move ahead  
Try to detect it  
It’s not too late  
To fuck it  
Fuck it good

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### Author: ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2002, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/27 "2002-04-04T06:50:23Z")

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Ooooh yeah! sweet

lemme try one -  
…  
The only other song Ican think of that might fit here is Michael Jackson’s “Beat it.” Fuck it…

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### Author: ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2002, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/28 "2002-04-04T06:50:43Z")

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Life in general today… Fuck it!

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### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2002, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/29 "2002-04-04T08:11:11Z")

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In thinking about this thread earlier in the night, I was singing **Fuck It** to the song of Devo’s Whip It.

Left me laughing my ass off for no reason other than I am a total freak.

But **Fuck It** life is good, the world sucks but my life is damn fine, dude.

As I sit here and listen to Berlin Torture.

hehe

**Fuck it, fuck it** good.

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### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2002, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/30 "2002-04-04T08:15:19Z")

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**imthjckaz**

No, but I love you too \< insert big giggly grin here! \>

So **Fuck it**.

😉

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### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2002, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/31 "2002-04-04T08:17:11Z")

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Billy, yes that’s the year of my birth…

And I totally loved that movie!  
**Fuck Yeah**

Yeah, I like that:

**Fuck Yeah**

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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2002, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/32 "2002-04-04T15:21:00Z")

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My mom has had two strokes, a severe gastrointestinal infection, and incompetent care at a rehabilitation hospital for the last two weeks. I don’t think “fuck it” is going to work for me.

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### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2002, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/33 "2002-04-05T07:47:29Z")

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My mom died in 1983 of colon cancer, my grandfather followed four months later from a heart attack after another by-pass surgery.

It’s not a **Fuck It** kinda thing but later you learn it’s life. So, after almost 20 years, I have learned that it’s a matter of dealing with it as best you can. In my case I say **Fuck It** because I have mostly healed and there is nothing I can do to reverse the passing of two very important people in my life. I am weird maybe.

My dad was in the hospital last month for pancreaitis…he’s lucky to be alive. He can no longer drink alcohol, not even use mouthwash with alcohol in it. He takes one more drink and he’s toast.

Eh, I am glad he’s alive and no, had he died or been put into full time nursing care would I say **Fuck It**. But you have to admit there are a lot of things in our lives where you just need to say **Fuck It**.

The times that something that deep, like a loved one sick or possibly dieing that it’s **Suck Ass**. **Suck Ass** goes deeper than **Fuck It** and life around you seems dim and sad.

But that’s just my twisted view on things after dealing with a lot of death and sickness in my world in my 33 years. Not meant to offend anyone at all, especially you Ogre, I hope your mom gets better and better care.

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### Author: ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2002, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/34 "2002-04-05T07:49:58Z")

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Does it have to be “it”? Could it be… oh, just to pull something out of the air… “her”?

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### Author: ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2002, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/35 "2002-04-05T08:00:03Z")

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Now, what a nice oppotunity… are you REALLY letting me fuck you? Now, you know how I am…to draw me out of hiding for such, you really better be serious…I’d like to see your nice, sweet ass bent over my desk…

Oh, wait, perhaps you ment metaphorically… damn. DON’T do that to me!

See how you are? You get me all worked up and then…oh, let’s not even GO there!😃

(Don’t make me get all serious here. I’ll talk to you in private.)

Love and gooey stuff,  
Byz

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### Author: ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2002, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-novel-idea/101356/36 "2002-04-05T16:54:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
> \*\*
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> **Fuck Yeah**
> 
> Yeah, I like that:
> 
> **Fuck Yeah** \*\*

[Tenacious D]  
You motherfucker, whoa, you motherfucker,  
You know what time it is?  
Tenacious D time, you motherfucker, goooo!  
FUCK YEAH!!  
Yeah!  
Yeah!  
FUCK YEAH!  
[/Tenacious D]

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