# Here's a post for your asses **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168 "2003-04-30T15:25:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/1 "2003-04-30T15:25:33Z")
I haven’t posted on the SDMB for a couple of months so I thought I would post here today to you lame asses just to keep my count from completely stagnating. And since we are in the pit I don’t really give a shit if anyone of you dislikes the fact that there is no real subject or point to this rather brilliant entry on nothing in particular. ( except the mods of course ) lick lick slurp ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/2 "2003-04-30T15:34:12Z")
Way to keep up. Threads like this are _so_ last week. ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/3 "2003-04-30T15:34:15Z")
Well fuck you ten ways 'til sunday too, assmunch. [sub](Hi aha!)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/4 "2003-04-30T15:35:46Z")
Hey, throw some of that licking this way. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/5 "2003-04-30T15:39:38Z")
So you missed **Shayna** [congratulating](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=177031&highlight=congrats) you then? ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/6 "2003-04-30T15:41:57Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by aha_ > Here’s a post for your asses Cheers. My ass appreciated that :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/7 "2003-04-30T15:42:26Z")
My ass doesn’t need any posts, thanks all the same. But I need to dig some post holes and install a section of fence. So, whatcha doing this weekend?? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/8 "2003-04-30T15:45:44Z")
Do a search for “Five Americans” references (since you have one of the Dreaded Three-Letter Names), **aha**. Been some activity about you lately! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/9 "2003-04-30T15:49:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yojimbo \* > \*\*So you missed **Shayna** [congratulating](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=177031&highlight=congrats) you then? \*\* Thanks yojimbo I HAD missed that post entirely. I did go and post an answer tho. Not sure when she posted that cause having the patience of a nat with his ass stretched over a 50 gallon drum I didn’t check to see. Thanks for the link. Now back to my brillantly composed topic or lack of topic. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/10 "2003-04-30T15:49:57Z")
Yes, the problem of stagnating post counts is a real one, and we need more selfless sacrifices on the part of posters like **aha** to prevent complete board coagulation. Or something. All is not lost, however; finally after many months, I think I’ve found the perfect venue to refer to an OP as an “asshat”. Asshat. There, put that in your pipe and smoke it. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/11 "2003-04-30T15:50:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\*My ass doesn’t need any posts, thanks all the same. But I need to dig some post holes and install a section of fence. So, whatcha doing this weekend?? \*\* I’ve got a one-man auger that’d be perfect for that. All we need is some beers. And a man. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/12 "2003-04-30T16:27:41Z")
Stop licking me, you bastard. How’s it going? ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/13 "2003-04-30T16:31:46Z")
Taaaaaake Oooooooooonnnnnnnn Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/14 "2003-04-30T16:52:29Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/15 "2003-04-30T16:55:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \* > \*\*Taaaaaake Oooooooooonnnnnnnn Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! \*\* Ha! That is EXACTLY what I thought when I read **aha** ’s username. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/16 "2003-04-30T17:01:02Z")
Yes another brilliant thread worthy of all the resources the hamsters can muster. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/17 "2003-04-30T17:09:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aha \* > **I haven’t posted on the SDMB for a couple of months so I thought I would post here today** Replace “couple of months” with “couple of years”, and you might have an OP that’s not indescribably lame. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/18 "2003-04-30T17:18:21Z")
My donkey enjoyed the thread. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/19 "2003-04-30T17:40:36Z")
How cum when I start a thread about how - _Clinton is really the father of Micheal Jackson who is married to Rush Limbaugh who is really Baghdad Bob in disguise who is getting paid millions by GWB who is sleeping with Tony Blair who has had three abortions this month and loves country music because the femminists can suck my d\*\*k_, - I get like three responses. Yet you can post such a worhtless, futile, unfruitful thread such as this and get someone to respond. Only an idiot would waste the electrons and tax their ganglia to respond to such tripe. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/20 "2003-04-30T17:51:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Stop licking me, you bastard. How’s it going? \*\* Going good you dutch bastard. The CD is selling well I have so far kicked cancer’s ass and the misses and I are back to our once ot twice a night sexcapades 😛 . And I am not licking you in a sincere way. As you know I only suck up when I absolutely have to. :rolleyes: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168.md?page=2)