# Here's a post for your asses **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 30, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168 "2003-04-30T15:25:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/21 "2003-04-30T17:59:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Here’s a post for your asses Eat less fiber. ---
**Author:** ![Morrigoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Morrigoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrigoon)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/22 "2003-04-30T18:46:27Z")
whuckfistle: because your post is so lame as to be beneath our contempt, even in the BBQ Pit :wally (or because I didn’t see your thread ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/23 "2003-04-30T19:28:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Morrigoon \* > \*\*whuckfistle: because your post is so lame as to be beneath our contempt, even in the BBQ Pit :wally > > (or because I didn’t see your thread ;)) \*\* OH YEAH, Well I love you too, maybe. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/24 "2003-04-30T19:29:21Z")
Aren’t you the artist formerly known as Hoo-ha? Yo. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/25 "2003-04-30T20:16:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by donkeyoatey \* > \*\*Aren’t you the artist formerly known as Hoo-ha? > Yo. \*\* Yep I am. I was branded that goofy nickname forever by one Cecil Adams. Some day he will run out of knowledge tho and come beggin to me for more and on that day he will have to herald my true nick ( aha) across the internet no nay across the universe no nay across the comos. And I will say to him “Cecil my man… I never knew you.” ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/26 "2003-04-30T20:21:24Z")
er mmm make that cosmos. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/27 "2003-04-30T23:37:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aha \* > \*\*Going good you dutch bastard. The CD is selling well I have so far kicked cancer’s ass and the misses and I are back to our once ot twice a night sexcapades 😛 . \*\* Hang on… you had cancer? Glad you’re doing better, man. ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/28 "2003-05-01T00:19:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aha \* > \*\*the misses and I are back to our once ot twice a night sexcapades 😛 . > > \*\* No wonder you haven’t posted much. How many misses are involved? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/29 "2003-05-01T00:22:14Z")
Ya know, \*_donkeyoatey_, I _just_ this moment got your username. Man, am I slow. …crawling back to La Mancha. Come on, Sancho, we’re leaving. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/30 "2003-05-01T00:23:04Z")
Thanks Coldie. Base of tongue cancer. Don’t know why. I don’t smoke just one of those things I guess. 6 weeks radiation and a bit of chemo took care of it. But I am one fortunate guy. Didn’t even lose any hair much less my tongue. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/31 "2003-05-01T00:30:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by belladonna \* > \*\*Well fuck you ten ways 'til sunday too, assmunch. > > [sub](Hi aha!)[/sub] \*\* Hi Bella! Sorry I didn’t speak earlier. 🙂 Geezz this thread has turned into a smarmy piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/32 "2003-05-01T00:47:15Z")
Better late than never, **Q.E.D.**. I’m sure most people don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/33 "2003-05-01T01:58:04Z")
I got it right away. Don quixote ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/34 "2003-05-01T03:22:29Z")
Great, just SAY IT OUT LOUD, why doncha? Just tell everybody all about it, **aha**. I was feelin’ like one of the fuckin’ Illuminati there for a second, and **aha** has to bring it all crashing down. What are you doing for an encore, mailbombing every child in America with proof that there’s no Santa Claus? Or are you just going to pull the wings off of some flies and terrorize them with a rubber spider? Smarmy piece of shit, indeed. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ivorybill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ee59a6/32.png) [@Ivorybill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivorybill)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/35 "2003-05-01T13:39:29Z")
**aha** , just a point of clarification: are you referring to “post” as in a bunch of random electrons jumbled together to form the vaguest glimmer of an idea on the boards, or “post” as in a cylindrical object to support fences and such? There’s a difference, you know. Regardless, I don’t want either one near _my_ ass, thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/36 "2003-05-01T14:21:48Z")
Well, Aha, I’ve been wondering where you were, what you were doing and just why in the hell you haven’t been pitting/pitted or the pittee lately or just seen wandering around aimlessly in other nice and fluffy forums. Beating cancer, saving your tongue and having sex. I believe the first two, but naturally, we dopers would expect a note from your wife as verification of this thing called a …sex life. Anywhooo, Glad to have you around! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168/37 "2003-05-01T15:08:29Z")
Hi Shirley!! Actually I was saving my tongue for sex.😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-a-post-for-your-asses/172168.md?page=1)