# Here's An Idea...Why Don't You Go Fuck Yourself?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-an-idea-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself/72876>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 18, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-an-idea-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself/72876 "2001-07-18T02:28:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-an-idea-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself/72876/21 "2001-07-20T20:53:47Z")

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Ehh heh heh heh heh heh. Keep us posted. It’s so rare that asshole bosses get their come-uppance.

P.S. Munch, it’s a long “e” sound, like in “feed” and “weed” and “greed.”

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-an-idea-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself/72876/22 "2001-07-20T21:45:12Z")

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I have nothing to add except to say I am riveted by this drama. Go Hardygrrl! You rock.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-an-idea-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself/72876/23 "2001-07-20T22:43:30Z")

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Can’t wait for Monday.  
He doesn’t have the balls to confront me,especially when I have Big Boss firmly on my side.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-an-idea-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself/72876/24 "2001-07-20T23:53:02Z")

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Please, please, please, keep us posted. I can’t wait for the description of Jimbo slinking out of sight with his dangling asshole slapping his calves.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-an-idea-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself/72876/25 "2001-07-21T00:17:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Cervaise \*  
> \*\*Please, please, please, keep us posted. I can’t wait for the description of Jimbo slinking out of sight with his dangling asshole slapping his calves. \*\*

Great Cervaise, now when I do see him, I’ll have THAT in my head.  
Hehehehehehehehe

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-an-idea-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself/72876/26 "2001-07-21T01:27:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \*  
> \*\*Today’s my day off.
> 
> My friends at work though did report he came out of the Big Boss’ office looking like he had just ran a marathon.
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> Best part is, he can’t fire me without the Big Boss’ permission. And since she likes me…
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> Tough shit for him. \*\*

I think that today would have been a very good day to remember that you left something at the office. And of course the Big Boss likes you, you’re doing the work of two people!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-an-idea-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself/72876/27 "2001-07-24T01:38:56Z")

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So it’s Monday. WHAT HAPPENED???

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-an-idea-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself/72876/28 "2001-07-24T02:04:00Z")

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**Monday’s Update**

I had a one on one with the Big Boss today.

She’s just going to give me projects directly to do instead of using Jimbo as the middleman and give me time off the phone to work on them.

Apparently when I do it, it gets done right the first time. 🙂

Two hours a day off the phones…a small slice of heaven.  
Jimbo’s pointedly ignoring me. Life is good. The less I see of him,the better my mood. No more visits to my cube every half hour to see what I’m doing or to question something I did.  
Still looking for a new job though…

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