# Heres my 0.2c Lute Skywatcher

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 15, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018 "2012-05-15T20:37:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![akennett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee59a6/32.png) [@akennett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akennett)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/261 "2012-05-18T22:37:50Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> I think the breast implant thing and the gastric bypass thing are referencing the same rumor that OpalCat took money off posters on her Fathom forum to get a Brazilian body job done. Pretty positive none of it happened on this site.

I think the only part of it that took place here was when she came to cry that people from another site looked at her publicly-accessible photos and laughed at her.

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**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/262 "2012-05-18T23:13:56Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> Holy shit, this board is full of harsh assholes.
> 
> Should he have asked for money? No. But the response is so over the top and ridiculous that his silly request that people pay for his bunny wabbit’s AC instead of him touching his savings (or whatever it was) seems almost reasonable in comparison. Trainwrecking his original topic was more than sufficient, 6 pages of pitting and trainwrecking his “sorry” thread, sheesh, talk about overkill.

This is the Straight Dope Message Board. This is what they do.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/263 "2012-05-18T23:28:01Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> An apology should not contain the reason why it’s not your fault.

This is dumb. Look at **Monkey** ’s apology. It contains a reason for his behavior, too. The problem is a lack of shown remorse, and 0 reparations when such is due.

Also, disthymia is not double depression. It’s a lesser depression. Ironically, that’s a bit more convincing, as the lower severity means he’s less motivated to get help. And that SSRIs are less likely to help.

Finally, I (and my dogs) went without a/c for a while, too. Mooching from the Dope was the last thing I’d have thought of. I hope **Lute** has learned from this.

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**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/264 "2012-05-18T23:50:44Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> Holy shit, this board is full of harsh assholes.
> 
> Should he have asked for money? No. But the response is so over the top and ridiculous that his silly request that people pay for his bunny wabbit’s AC instead of him touching his savings (or whatever it was) seems almost reasonable in comparison. Trainwrecking his original topic was more than sufficient, 6 pages of pitting and trainwrecking his “sorry” thread, sheesh, talk about overkill.

I came this close to pitting you for this post.

Do NOT do this again.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/265 "2012-05-19T05:06:18Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> Holy shit, this board is full of harsh assholes…

I have one of the lowest tolerances for assholery on this board (see, there _is_ a downside to all those unicorns and rainbows). But when it’s in retaliation for much greater 'holery, it’s more amusing than troubling.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/266 "2012-05-19T05:56:42Z")

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As expected, my post was as noticeable as a fart in a tornado. I’m good like that. I tend to fart during low pressure fronts.

I was gonna quote one person, then another, then another, and I had to stop. They were all equally funny.

I honestly think that **Lute** has had enough. He made a HUGE dick move, and was lambasted in the SDMB BBQ Pit. Not only was he called every name in the book for his transgressions, but he was logically sodomized by the intelligentsia and various other SDMB elders. That would be a shaming to end all shamings.

Let him live with his decision/post, and let him outlive it too, eventually.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/267 "2012-05-19T06:03:04Z")

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> [@dnooman](#):
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> Let him live with his decision/post, and let him outlive it too, eventually.

Yeah, good luck to him with that… with this crowd.

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**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/268 "2012-05-19T10:36:39Z")

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Maybe you people whining about how terrible we have been to Lute, and who want the whole thing to drop could like,

**stop effing posting.**

Just a thought.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/269 "2012-05-19T13:55:24Z")

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> [@Myrnalene](#):
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> Maybe you people whining about how terrible we have been to Lute, and who want the whole thing to drop could like,
> 
> **stop effing posting.**
> 
> Just a thought.

Tell us of this new concept of which you speak… would it be akin to closing one’s mouth in a conversation? That would be a new experience, perhaps one I will try, someday…

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**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/270 "2012-05-19T19:18:22Z")

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> [@Myrnalene](#):
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> Maybe you people whining about how terrible we have been to Lute, and who want the whole thing to drop could like,
> 
> **stop effing posting.**
> 
> Just a thought.

Not sure what you have against **effing** , but he hasn’t posted here for a few years now

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/271 "2012-05-19T22:16:08Z")

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> [@Myrnalene](#):
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> Maybe you people whining about how terrible we have been to Lute, and who want the whole thing to drop could like,
> 
> **stop effing posting.**
> 
> Just a thought.

We could keep quoting this til we have a couple of screens worth of Big Honkin’ UpperCase Letters…

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2012, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/272 "2012-05-19T23:08:01Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> We could keep quoting this til we have a couple of screens worth of Big Honkin’ UpperCase Letters…

Funny, on my screen they’re lower case.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/273 "2012-05-20T01:21:25Z")

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> [@RaftPeople](#):
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> I came this close to pitting you for this post.
> 
> Do NOT do this again.

If this is a joke, I’m not getting it. 😕

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**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/274 "2012-05-20T02:43:32Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> If this is a joke, I’m not getting it. 😕

Yes, it was a joke, but I’m guessing (with about 99.99998% certainty) that it was much funnier to me than to anyone else on the internet that day.

I was just in one of those moods, laughing to myself and posting ridiculous things.  
If you were in my head, you would have laughed (or cried…probably one of those two things).

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/275 "2012-05-20T03:30:06Z")

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> [@RaftPeople](#):
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> Yes, it was a joke, but I’m guessing (with about 99.99998% certainty) that it was much funnier to me than to anyone else on the internet that day.
> 
> I was just in one of those moods, laughing to myself and posting ridiculous things.  
> If you were in my head, you would have laughed (or cried…probably one of those two things).

That never ends well. As I pointed out to someone here a while ago, I write the occasional Hilarious-To-Myself post that I’m sure would be gut-splitting to anyone who…well, was me.

BUT, I don’t click that _“Submit Reply”_ button.

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**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/276 "2012-05-20T03:47:35Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> That never ends well. As I pointed out to someone here a while ago, I write the occasional Hilarious-To-Myself post that I’m sure would be gut-splitting to anyone who…well, was me.
> 
> BUT, I don’t click that _“Submit Reply”_ button.

I do it all the time. I laugh and it feels good.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/277 "2012-05-20T04:25:42Z")

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What?!?!? Other people are reading the things I post? Damn, I’ve got to rethink this whole thing.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/278 "2012-05-20T04:29:14Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> No, listen closely: _There’s always money **in the banana stand**!_

Guys I think **Rhythmdvl** wants us to burn down the banana stand.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/279 "2012-05-20T11:18:36Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> That never ends well. As I pointed out to someone here a while ago, I write the occasional Hilarious-To-Myself post that I’m sure would be gut-splitting to anyone who…well, was me.
> 
> BUT, I don’t click that _“Submit Reply”_ button.

Christ, if I held to that, I’d have like 15 posts on this board (not including this one).

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/280 "2012-05-20T16:35:05Z")

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> [@RaftPeople](#):
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> Yes, it was a joke, but I’m guessing (with about 99.99998% certainty) that it was much funnier to me than to anyone else on the internet that day.
> 
> I was just in one of those moods, laughing to myself and posting ridiculous things.  
> If you were in my head, you would have laughed (or cried…probably one of those two things).

Alrighty then - carry on. 🙂

> [@TriPolar](#):
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> What?!?!? Other people are reading the things I post? Damn, I’ve got to rethink this whole thing.

Some days I’m really not sure about that - I say something brilliant (shut up! It happens!) and no one notices, or I say something idiotic, and no one notices (that’s okay when that happens).

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