# Heres my 0.2c Lute Skywatcher **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 15, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018 "2012-05-15T20:37:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/321 "2012-08-16T21:18:56Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? It doesn’t amuse me. I don’t think it amuses anybody. You are acting like a child. You need to stop posting. Now. Everything you post seems to be either an excuse or petulant. If you were sincere in your apology, you wouldn’t feel the need to talk about it. You would feel shame. And the most dignified shame, in your case, would be silence. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/322 "2012-08-16T21:20:09Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > People keep asking questions and twisting what I say. > > Holy shit, I’m turining into **Dio**! The do what **Dio** should’ve done and just STFU about it already. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/323 "2012-08-16T21:20:39Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Great. More about my fucking clown fish. Will the taunting never stop!? So I forgot to keep water in the bowl and Chuckles bit the dust. Maybe if you all would have contributed to my seltzer fund, this whole thing could have been avoided. ---
**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/324 "2012-08-16T21:22:10Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Oh, here come the funnies now. I was a bit delayed, that’s all. I am 38 but have the internet mind of a 28-33 year old. Stop making me giggle while I’m drinking coffee. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/325 "2012-08-16T21:22:14Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > (On the other hand, **Lute** , still feel it was a good idea to [share this with the board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=662051)? Well in fairness, he did debate whether or not to share it. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/326 "2012-08-16T21:22:25Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > It doesn’t amuse me. I don’t think it amuses anybody. You are acting like a child. > > You need to stop posting. Now. Everything you post seems to be either an excuse or petulant. If you were sincere in your apology, you wouldn’t feel the need to talk about it. You would feel shame. And the most dignified shame, in your case, would be silence. He’s quoting a movie. Lute’s got issues. That much is pretty clear. I don’t think this thread is really helping to point that out any longer. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/327 "2012-08-16T21:26:02Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > It doesn’t amuse me. I don’t think it amuses anybody. You are acting like a child. > > You need to stop posting. Now. Everything you post seems to be either an excuse or petulant. If you were sincere in your apology, you wouldn’t feel the need to talk about it. You would feel shame. And the most dignified shame, in your case, would be silence. [Lighten up, Francis.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWINtUCshxY) ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/328 "2012-08-16T21:28:03Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > He’s quoting a movie. > > Lute’s got issues. That much is pretty clear. I don’t think this thread is really helping to point that out any longer. > [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > [Lighten up, Francis.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWINtUCshxY) There’s not a chance in hell Monkey didn’t recognize one of the most famous quotes in movie history. He’s saying that you’re an idiot for flippantly quoting it. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/329 "2012-08-16T21:34:04Z")
yep. Joe Pesci, he ain’t ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/330 "2012-08-16T21:34:43Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > Just shut the fuck up. > > Just… shut… the… fuck… up. > > Got that? You need to just… shut… the… fuck…up. > [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > The do what **Dio** should’ve done and just STFU about it already. As do you. Lute wasn’t the one who brought it up in ATMB someone other asshole did. Also he wasn’t the one who bumped this thread. If you fucking reatrds quit bringing it up it will stop being brought up. But being the Dope I know there are a lot of shittards who like to keep bringing shit like this up just so they can call someone an asshole one more time. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/331 "2012-08-16T21:42:08Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Lute wasn’t the one who brought it up in ATMB someone other asshole did. Are you fucking kidding me? The thread wouldn’t have existed if it wasn’t for him. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/332 "2012-08-16T22:02:36Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > As do you. > > Lute wasn’t the one who brought it up in ATMB someone other asshole did. > > Also he wasn’t the one who bumped this thread. > > If you fucking reatrds quit bringing it up it will stop being brought up. But being the Dope I know there are a lot of shittards who like to keep bringing shit like this up just so they can call someone an asshole one more time. While I may be an asshole, I am neither the one who brought it up in ATMB, nor am I the one who bumped this thread. So now it’s your turn to STFU. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/333 "2012-08-17T00:52:48Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > Please don’t mention chuckles. Chuckles was my clown fish. He died. Holy dodgeballs, did I laugh at this. Ten thousand points for you. Just when I was thinking this thread needed to meet with the sweet meteor of death. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/334 "2012-08-17T02:11:23Z")
Everytime I wish this post be closed as per Jack Batty, the subject makes some infuriating self serving comment in a thread. ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/335 "2012-08-17T02:52:23Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > Please don’t mention chuckles. Chuckles was my clown fish. He died. > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Holy dodgeballs, did I laugh at this. Ten thousand points for you. > > Just when I was thinking this thread needed to meet with the sweet meteor of death. +1000. My husband keeps looking at me strangely because I’ll mutter “He was my clown fish” and then snicker again. ---
**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/336 "2012-08-17T03:14:38Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Lute wasn’t the one who brought it up in ATMB someone other asshole did. > > Also he wasn’t the one who bumped this thread. He was, however, the moron who [posted this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=662051) and basically panted OH ME ME PLEASE EVERYONE KEEP TALKING ABOUT ME in the current ATMB thread. He’s getting off on this shit as much as anyone else. > [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > If you fucking reatrds quit bringing it up it will stop being brought up. Dopers never forget but in this case I think the tendency we have to keep stirring up ancient wank is pretty easily counterbalanced by Lute’s desperate need for negative attention. It’s all starting to be somewhat perverse. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/337 "2012-08-17T03:29:38Z")
This is awesome, the clowns that gave Lute money deserve it. The dude is a douche but pitting the stupidity that donated to this ‘cause’ is far more deserved. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/338 "2012-08-17T06:22:27Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Holy shit, I’m turining into **Dio**! No you’re not. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/339 "2012-08-17T07:34:09Z")
Yes he is. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/340 "2012-08-17T07:43:32Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Only as far as PayPal is concerned. So you’ve been doing non-Paypal begging too? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018.md?page=18)