# Heres my 0.2c Lute Skywatcher **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 15, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018 "2012-05-15T20:37:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/101 "2012-05-16T05:49:32Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > If someone doesn’t send me $900 for a new 64 gig iPad 3, I personally swear that I will go out, find a bunny and kill it. And then make hasenpfeffer. Well, if anyone _does_ send you the money, I’m going to murder 2 bunnies. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/102 "2012-05-16T05:53:49Z")
> [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](#): > > Someone care to fill me in on what this whole **Farmer Jane** thing’s about? Well, \*\*Farmer Jane \*\*used to be **[Citizen Pained](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=640466).** And if you believe all the stuff she was selling you should definitely donate to **Lute.** Happy reading! ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/103 "2012-05-16T05:54:33Z")
There’s always money in the banana stand. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/104 "2012-05-16T05:59:01Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > There’s always money in the banana stand. And THAT made this whole thread for me. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/105 "2012-05-16T06:09:14Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/106 "2012-05-16T06:20:46Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Well, \*\*Farmer Jane \*\*used to be **[Citizen Pained](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=640466).** And if you believe all the stuff she was selling you should definitely donate to **Lute.** Happy reading! Relax, I just skimmed her thread and it would seem really deranged to me, except I was just in the archives and read the **Beryl Mooncalf** flameout, **FreakFreely** ’s meltdown, “I burning your dog”, and that **TVAA** pitting that made my brain eat itself, all right in a row. So I’m pretty much inoculated for this kind of thing for the night. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/107 "2012-05-16T06:27:50Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > There’s always money in the banana stand. Will said stand be used to refute evolution? ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/108 "2012-05-16T06:32:16Z")
> [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](#): > > Relax, I just skimmed her thread and it would seem really deranged to me, except I was just in the archives and read the **Beryl Mooncalf** flameout, **FreakFreely** ’s meltdown, “I burning your dog”, and that **TVAA** pitting that made my brain eat itself, all right in a row. > > So I’m pretty much inoculated for this kind of thing for the night. Relax? Here I thought I was being humorous. I guess it really is super hard to read intent around here. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/109 "2012-05-16T06:39:42Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Well, if anyone _does_ send you the money, I’m going to murder 2 bunnies. [Oh fuck.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15068477&postcount=68) Do me a favor, **Darth Panda** , and lmk how much it’s going to cost to save the lives of those 2 bunnies. I’ll get a check in the mail immediately…this is truly a crisis. ETA: not sure where you live, but if those bunnies need air conditioning units for their hutches, get me an estimate and I’ll set up a paypal acct where other dopers can contribute ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/110 "2012-05-16T09:49:46Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Well, if anyone _does_ send you the money, I’m going to murder 2 bunnies. :eek: Of course you know, _this_ means war. :mad: On the other hand, if you _do_ murder a few bunnies, there’ll be that much more hasenpfeffer for us all. So…send me the money, folks. I’ll get the shiny new iPad, Darth here’ll murder a few bunnies, we’ll all have hasenpfeffer and possibly a jolly sing-along and it’s win/win for everyone\* \*except the bunnies. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/111 "2012-05-16T09:57:43Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > I’m starting to regret sending **Fenris** that $900 check for his new 64 gig iPad 3. I mean not having an iPad 3 may not seem like a crisis to some of you, but it is certainly a crisis for **Fenris** and I didn’t want him to have to dip into his inheritance or one of his many trust funds. > > I do , however, hope that he appreciates the generosity of dopers and that any monies that go unused will be returned by the end of next month and won’t be applied to that [Diamond Encrusted Bluetooth Headset](http://www.bornrich.com/entry/diamond-encrusted-bluetooth-headset-from-plantronics-worth-50000/) he’s had his eye on. A diamond encrusted bluetooth headset would be tres tacky. I was going to take any leftover money and apply it to something [understated, subtle and above all, tasteful](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mosaic_%28Faberg%C3%A9_egg%2900.jpg) to brighten my bunny’s day when I’m not around. (Plus, bonus, it’s cooler than air conditioning, right?) ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/112 "2012-05-16T10:26:22Z")
I hope you get better Lute. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/113 "2012-05-16T10:58:07Z")
> [@fifty-six](#): > > I hope you get better Lute. So do I. But the question is: Will he try? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/114 "2012-05-16T11:43:22Z")
> [@fifty-six](#): > > I hope you get better Lute. Did she turn him into a newt? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/115 "2012-05-16T11:58:35Z")
[quote=“bucketybuck, post:1, topic:622018”] fold your loo roll too/QUOTE] Oh, folderol. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/116 "2012-05-16T12:52:55Z")
Can somebody call a cab for **Eutychus**? I think he’s drunk. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/117 "2012-05-16T13:13:54Z")
How does one donate 20% of a penny, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/118 "2012-05-16T13:17:17Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > How does one donate 20% of a penny, anyway? Do it five times. ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/119 "2012-05-16T13:20:57Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > Tough shit on him. > > Go take a shower every thirty minutes to cool off if you don’t want to touch your savings. Bring the bunny into the shower with you for a few seconds. Bunnies make excellent loofahs. ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018/120 "2012-05-16T13:59:48Z")
> [@kferr](#): > > Bunnies make excellent loofahs. Maybe so, but you don’t get much exfoliating action with them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-my-0-2c-lute-skywatcher/622018.md?page=7)