“Y’know, Normie, little-known fact about the Imperial AT-AT…”
Yeah, and I just assume the piece of plywood covering it up falls off when it goes to the ground.
“Well, y’know, Normie, it’s a little known fact that your standard model Death Star has a hard-to-reach exhaust port that never got fixed. Now, if you were to fly a small fighter – Notcher average big fighter, mindja, I’m thinkin’ one o’ those li’l X-Wings maybe – and flewwww it down one o’ those trenches, you could drop a grenade or somethin’ down that hole there, jes’ sayin’”.
“Cliffy, if there was a frickin’ HOLE in the Death Star, doncha think the rebels woulda tried that by now?”
“Hey, you laugh, but there’s this Princess on my mail route, and we got talkin’, and she said she believes every word o’ this. In fact, Normie… she’s gonna let me fly one o’ those X-wings on the uh, Death Star mission. Oh, yeah, those things are a breeze to fly. What most people don’t realize is that there are only two controls in an X-wing. Piece o’ cake. Y’know, I used to tag womprats in that there Beggar’s Canyon… in my younger days. True Story.”