# Here's The New MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [August 24, 2015, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705 "2015-08-24T09:35:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/61 "2015-08-25T17:24:24Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > I’ll complain about how you guys all get to eat lunch before I do (time zones), and how it always makes me hungry to hear about it. It is those same so-in-sos getting off work before I that really gripes my ass. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/62 "2015-08-25T17:40:27Z")
\*\*flytrap \*\*- you really must hate the folks in Europe who are mostly thru their day before you even wake up. 😛 Watching TV, trying to snooze - impossible with Higgs. Idiot dog. I’s tahred!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/63 "2015-08-25T18:01:47Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > \*\*flytrap \*\*- you really must hate the folks in Europe who are mostly thru their day before you even wake up. 😛 I hadn’t thought about that…no wonder we’ve had so many wars with the lazy bastards! ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/64 "2015-08-25T18:03:45Z")
**doggio** , does your fantasy kitchen include a Viking range? Day two of my busy week and at the end of the month too. Back to irk. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/65 "2015-08-25T18:08:08Z")
> [@missred](#): > > **doggio** , does your fantasy kitchen include a Viking range? Nor does mine, but you can go out behind the barn and beat the snot out of stuff with swords and axes. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/66 "2015-08-25T18:09:44Z")
Howdy all from Irk!! I am going to Texas next month for training. Actually Dallas/Ft Worth to the Joint Reserve Base Ft. Worth. I have never been to Texas. It is a leave on Monday and get home on Friday trip so not too long. I wanted to come home on Thursday night but our po dunk airport’s last flight in is at 10 PM and I can’t leave Dallas before 8 pm so that will not work. I will be leaving at 610 AM on that Friday and be home mid day. At least I’ll be back in time for my birthday. Last year I spent my birthday in the air and at airports. Not a fun day. I hear rumbles of thunder. Dare I wish for rain? We are seriously lacking in rain so far this “rainy season”. We can’t even get a hurricane. Danny petered out and Erika appears to be going north if it too does not peter out. I am not wishing for a destructive hurricane just a small one with minimal winds and copious amounts of rain and about 4 or 5 days off irk. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/67 "2015-08-25T18:24:59Z")
my fantasy kitchen includes a couple of chefs (so neither works 24/7) and a clean up crew ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/68 "2015-08-25T18:25:29Z")
> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#): > > I have never been to Texas. I drove Mamaplant to visit relatives in Texas when I was a kid. They have no trees. The advantage to a young man driving a car is that you can see a radar trap miles away. The disadvantage is that the trap will continue to see you for miles after you pass. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/69 "2015-08-25T18:43:29Z")
Scammers and hackers need to die. All of them, if I had a magic wand I’d wave it and poof they’d all be gone. I got a notice from google that somebody in Germany has my password and tried to log into my account. Google blocked it. The sad thing is I got the notice from Google and I didn’t know if it was real or a scam. I closed out the email, logged out of gmail, logged back in and went to security. Told them that the log in attempt was not ok and then changed my password. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/70 "2015-08-25T18:59:56Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > I got a notice from google that somebody in Germany has my password and tried to log into my account. I’m darned sorry. I believed it to be Mom’s account. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/71 "2015-08-25T19:17:06Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > It is those same so-in-sos getting off work before I that really gripes my ass. > :dubious: You’re going to really hate me today, then. I was off at 11:30am (short shift today, I work part-time). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/72 "2015-08-25T19:34:12Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > You’re going to really hate me today, then. I was off at 11:30am (short shift today, I work part-time). 😃 You are definitely not my BFF. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/73 "2015-08-25T20:06:25Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I’m darned sorry. I believed it to be Mom’s account. Are you in Germany? My mother has been getting calls from the IRS scammers. Fortunately I was able to drill it into her head to assume everything is a scam until proven otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/74 "2015-08-25T20:24:36Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > You are definitely not my BFF. :dubious: Your loss. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/75 "2015-08-25T20:38:11Z")
Does having a Viking range require that you wear a horned helmet while cooking? 😃 **FCD** went ahead and replaced the whole supply line, and so far, so good. We’ll check it before we go to bed to be sure it’s not leaking. Supper will be Amish corn. That’s all. Easy, filling, and yummy. Meanwhile, fridge guy can’t get here, so I’m contacting the other interested party. Fingers crossed… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/76 "2015-08-25T21:35:23Z")
Howdy Y’all! I’ve been at da cave for almost two hours. 😛 **flytrap**. I pre-heated and put the enchilada casserole in the oven, then made rice and beans as sides. 'Twas nummy! Fart fest to ensue. > [@MOOOOOOM](#): > > Does having a Viking range require that you wear a horned helmet while cooking? Can one wear a horned helmet while cookin’ if’n one does not have a Viking range? Need answer fast! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/77 "2015-08-25T21:38:37Z")
Are you wearing said helmet on your head? :eek: Need answer fast!!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/78 "2015-08-25T21:47:30Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Howdy Y’all! I’ve been at da cave for almost two hours. 😛 **flytrap**. I pre-heated and put the enchilada casserole in the oven, then made rice and beans as sides. ‘Twas nummy! Fart fest to ensue. > Can one wear a horned helmet while cookin’ if’n one does not have a Viking range? Need answer fast! 😃 No, use a plastic dry cleaner bag. Trust Me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/79 "2015-08-25T22:59:23Z")
Time to recline and crochet. _ **MWAH!** _ ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705/80 "2015-08-25T23:20:04Z")
Got a couple of things done downtown this morning. Practiced the alto clarinet and the piano this afternoon. Still gotta work on a music arrangement. When one is finished, another always awaits. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-the-new-mmp/728705.md?page=5)