# Heres to it! (your favorite toast) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2002, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701 "2002-12-14T06:03:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/1 "2002-12-14T06:03:16Z")
“Here’s to it, if you don’t do it when you’re next to it, you should be tied to it and made to do it until you can’t do it. So here’s to it!” That’s one of my favorite pointless barroom toasts, shouted to signify a meaningless occasion or a milestone (the two are interchangeable). So what’s your favorite toast? ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/2 "2002-12-14T06:26:00Z")
I can’t believe I’m actually going to post this: Up to the lips and over the gums… Look out tummy – here she comes! ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/3 "2002-12-14T06:30:12Z")
I can’t believe I’m going to say this: That is exactly what I’m looking for 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bullwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Bullwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/4 "2002-12-14T07:01:39Z")
I’d rather be here with you people than with the finest people in the world. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/5 "2002-12-14T07:04:40Z")
My St Paddy’s day fave: Pog mo thoin ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/6 "2002-12-14T07:06:54Z")
“May the roof above us never fall in. And may the friends gathered below it never fall out.” ---
**Author:** ![MeanJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanjoe/32/5693_2.png) [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/7 "2002-12-14T08:11:44Z")
May you dance like no one is watching… sing like no one is listening… and fuck like you are being videotaped. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/8 "2002-12-14T10:09:47Z")
Here’s to us. Who’s like us? Damn few. And they’re all dead. _passes out_ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/9 "2002-12-14T12:33:40Z")
Here’s looking up your old address. ---
**Author:** ![haardvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/10 "2002-12-14T14:21:46Z")
Up your eye! Here’s mud in your bottom! ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/11 "2002-12-14T14:41:22Z")
From Brazil: May our wives never be widowed May our children never have the faces of our neighbours May our d\*cks always be harder than our lives. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/12 "2002-12-14T14:42:57Z")
Here is one I had written a while back. It was written as a toast, but I never actually got the chance to use it as one : Humphrey Bogart was wrong. We’ll get to that in a minute. When two people fall in love it’s only natural for them to want to spend a lot of time together. If love stays, eventually they decide they want to spend the rest of their lives together. Which is what you’ve decided to do. You are the lucky ones. Some of us don’t have that option. But there will be naysayers. Those who will tell you that it’s too soon. Those who will tell you that it won’t last. That love is nothing but a shadow of things not real. Don’t listen to them, because here is truth : that the two of you are in love. So, be good to each other. Support each other. Treasure each other. Never let a day go by where you don’t tell the other how much you love them. Because when you get right down to it, Humphrey Bogart was wrong. Regardless of what he said at the end of _Casablanca_ about it not mattering a hill of beans, two people in love is one of the most important things in the world. ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/13 "2002-12-14T16:20:59Z")
_Here’s to you, and here’s to me_ _Best of friends we’ll always be_ _If by chance we disagree_ _Then Fuck You! And here’s to me_ ---
**Author:** ![UWmite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UWmite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UWmite)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/14 "2002-12-14T16:33:16Z")
My version of **Leaper’s** is a fav: “Damn few like us and they’re all dead.” “To health, happiness and inebriation” always works when I’m too drunk to think of any others. “May those you love you, love you For those who do not, may God turn their hearts If He will not turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles So that you will know them by their limp” “To the sins of Passion, and to the passions of Sin.” ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/15 "2002-12-14T17:21:12Z")
A St. Patricks Day tradition : “_May you have the hindsight to know where you’ve been, the foresight to see where you’re going, and the insight to know when you’ve gone too far._” Cheers ! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/16 "2002-12-14T17:22:46Z")
Here’s to Women! So fine and divine They bleed every month, and can bear every nine. There’s not another creature on heaven, earth, or hell… That can take the juice from a nut without cracking the shell. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/17 "2002-12-14T17:25:15Z")
Here’s to your genitalia; May they never jail ya. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/18 "2002-12-14T17:26:28Z")
Here’s to the Sins of Pleasure, and the Pleasures of Sin. ---
**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/19 "2002-12-14T18:33:05Z")
Here’s Champagne to our Real Friends, and Real Pain to our Sham Friends. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701/20 "2002-12-14T19:50:45Z")
To Honor, to getting honor, and staying honor. (you might have to say it out loud) 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-to-it-your-favorite-toast/142701.md?page=2)