# Heroes 12/03/07 - "Powerless" (SPOILERS)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 3, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710 "2007-12-03T21:51:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/1 "2007-12-03T21:51:09Z")

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Last week: Sylar killed Alejandro. Hooray! Sylar snogged Maya. Boo! Victoria Pratt got offed by Adam, Peter and Adam headed to Texas, Claire got all up in Veronica Chars’ face yo, Monica’s in trouble and Hiro proved he does not work and play well with others.

This week: the last episode before the scheduled hiatus, indefinitely extended by the writers’ strike. Let’s all try to guess which parts of the episode were cobbled together to serve as a “season finale,” shall we?

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**Author:** ![Montgomery0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Montgomery0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montgomery0)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/2 "2007-12-04T01:25:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Otto]  
Last week: Sylar killed Alejandro. Hooray! Sylar snogged Maya. Boo! Victoria Pratt got offed by Adam, Peter and Adam headed to Texas, Claire got all up in Veronica Chars’ face yo, Monica’s in trouble and Hiro proved he does not work and play well with others.

This week: the last episode before the scheduled hiatus, indefinitely extended by the writers’ strike. Let’s all try to guess which parts of the episode were cobbled together to serve as a “season finale,” shall we?  
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I’m betting Sylar makes the lamest villain comeback of all time.

Sylar: “Boo!”  
Sylar: “Oh crap I still have no powers!”  
Peter: ZZZZzzzaapp!  
Sylar: _Sizzle_

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/3 "2007-12-04T01:28:54Z")

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I’d like to see Hiro whack off Adam’s head… (I’m not sadistic in real life…just in here hehheheh) (where’s the evil smilie?)

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/4 "2007-12-04T02:07:34Z")

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All I want to know is what kind of shitty babysitter did Mohinder hire?

Creppy Dude with South American Chick: Hi, we know Mohinder, he said you can go home, we’ll take it from here!  
Bad Babysitter: Ok, have fun!

😕

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**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/5 "2007-12-04T02:10:10Z")

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You’ve got to be kidding me! Peter is an idiot. I am loving this anyway.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/6 "2007-12-04T02:16:21Z")

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Noah: You could _try_.

Awesome! 😃

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/7 "2007-12-04T02:32:12Z")

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Two for two! Woo hoo, go Sylar!

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**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/8 "2007-12-04T02:32:44Z")

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Ha! I’ve a feeling I wasn’t meant to laugh at that, but that was marvelous.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Prize](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Sir\_Prize](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Prize)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/9 "2007-12-04T02:33:02Z")

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I’m guessing that Maya’s spilled blood is the source of the virus.

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/10 "2007-12-04T02:33:26Z")

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Well, that was unexpected.

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/11 "2007-12-04T02:34:00Z")

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What if all the icky black stuff starts oozing out now?

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/12 "2007-12-04T02:34:01Z")

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Dear Sylar,

Thank you.

Love,  
Everybody

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Prize](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Sir\_Prize](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Prize)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/13 "2007-12-04T02:38:50Z")

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Wouldn’t it be easier to just walk through the door? Peter’s not too bright.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/14 "2007-12-04T02:42:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Sir Prize]  
Wouldn’t it be easier to just walk through the door? Peter’s not too bright.  
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I thought so too. Easier yes, but it wouldn’t look as cool.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/15 "2007-12-04T02:46:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Otto]  
I thought so too. Easier yes, but it wouldn’t look as cool.  
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Sure, cause Peter using his Kung Fu Elvis pose was crazy cool.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/16 "2007-12-04T02:51:55Z")

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Damn you Mohinder! Damn you and your injections!

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/17 "2007-12-04T02:53:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Sir Prize]  
Wouldn’t it be easier to just walk through the door? Peter’s not too bright.  
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Or just use his super strength.

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/18 "2007-12-04T02:54:30Z")

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Poor Niki. I liked her, despite it all.

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**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/19 "2007-12-04T02:55:07Z")

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Woah, Hiro,that was _dark!_

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**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heroes-12-03-07-powerless-spoilers/428710/20 "2007-12-04T02:55:33Z")

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Took the words from my mouth. I almost feel sorry for Adam.

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