# Herschel Walker (need I say more?)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [October 7, 2022, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861 "2022-10-07T01:34:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/341 "2022-11-27T23:17:14Z")

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> [@mordecaiB](#):
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> Someone needs to give Herschel the " Person Woman Man Camera Tv" test. I have my doubts he could pass it as bigly as Trump did.

Once he heard “TV” he’d probably start a spirited story about which Teletubby he’d want to be and why.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/342 "2022-11-28T02:32:24Z")

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That would make a good skit: HW is a teletubbie and the big baby in the sky is CFSG.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/343 "2022-11-28T04:07:13Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> HW is a teletubbie and the big baby in the sky is CFSG.

Trump’s already the correct color.

[![](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/donald-trump-mouth-teeth-biting-noirty-designs.jpg) ](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/donald-trump-mouth-teeth-biting-noirty-designs.jpg)

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/344 "2022-11-28T04:25:10Z")

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[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWZC7f2U0AAaRKY.jpg) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWZC7f2U0AAaRKY.jpg)  
Amusingly from here [Post CF and on-going Trump outrages - #149 by DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/149)

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/345 "2022-11-28T14:46:53Z")

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My thoughts on that are that were i to have voted for Herschel Walker i wouldn’t be talking about it either. Those not saying will break 90% Walker.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/346 "2022-11-29T00:50:48Z")

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The Warnock campaign produced an ad consisting of voters reacting to Walker’s yammerings:

> **[Warnock's latest campaign ad is just Georgians reacting to what Herschel...](https://boingboing.net/2022/11/28/warnocks-latest-campaign-ad-is-just-georgians-reacting-to-what-herschel-walker-says.html)**
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> The Republican candidate in Georgia’s US Senate run-off is so unintelligible and without any meaningful message or position beyond not being a Democrat that Senator Raphael Warnock’s ca…

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/347 "2022-11-29T01:18:01Z")

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I saw that! Just amazing! The one guy who wants his 35 seconds back.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/348 "2022-11-29T02:47:12Z")

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Can someone explain to me how Walker managed to win the Republican primary in a landslide (more than 5 times the votes of his nearest opponent)? Sure he’s a right wing nut, but they had a whole state worth of right wing nuts to choose from, and still the decided to import this guy from Texas.

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/349 "2022-11-29T02:51:37Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> Can someone explain to me how Walker managed to win the Republican primary in a landslide (more than 5 times the votes of his nearest opponent)?

He grew up in Georgia, and was a star football player at the University of Georgia, 40 years ago. So, high name recognition in the state.

But, probably more importantly, he was endorsed by TFG.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/350 "2022-11-29T04:51:00Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> he was endorsed by TFG.

I’m incredibly dense because I still can’t figure out what TFG stands for. It can’t be ‘That Fucking Guy’, its got to be funnier than that…

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/351 "2022-11-29T04:52:31Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I’m incredibly dense because I still can’t figure out what TFG stands for.

“The Former Guy,” which is how Biden has referred to Trump in the past. Not quite as profane as “CFSG.”

“Cheeto-Faced Shit Gibbon,” for those who have forgotten.

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/352 "2022-11-29T04:53:55Z")

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I like mine better

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/353 "2022-11-29T05:22:29Z")

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He’s been Trump’s puppet for a long time.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/b4jDvEgrQow/maxresdefault.jpg "USFL Report 1985 - Interview with Generals RB Herschel Walker") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4jDvEgrQow)

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/354 "2022-11-29T16:44:23Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I like mine better

“That _Fucked_ Guy” seems more accurate.

Or you could try something like “Tw\*\*-Faced Goblin”, which has a nice cadence to it but is maybe a tad impolite out loud.

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/355 "2022-11-29T18:59:04Z")

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Even HE claims he lives in Texas.

[https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/29/politics/georgia-senate-herschel-walker-texas-kfile/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/29/politics/georgia-senate-herschel-walker-texas-kfile/index.html)

> “Everyone asks me, why did I decide to run for a Senate seat? Because to be honest with you, this is never something I ever, ever, ever thought in my life I’d ever do,” said Walker. “And that’s the honest truth. As I was sitting in my home in Texas, I was sitting in my home in Texas, and I was seeing what was going on in this country. I was seeing what was going on in this country with how they were trying to divide people.”

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**Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/356 "2022-11-29T19:03:52Z")

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Well, he isn’t wrong but I think my ‘they’ is not the same as his ‘they.’

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**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/357 "2022-11-30T13:22:47Z")

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[Herschel Walker, the former football star now running to become a Republican US senator from Georgia, needs to pull a rabbit out of a hat](https://edition.cnn.com/2022/11/29/opinions/herschel-walker-georgia-senate-runoff-challenge-ghitis/index.html).

To paraphrase Krusty The Clown, “his hat, if we’re lucky”.

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**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/358 "2022-11-30T14:43:39Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> Can someone explain to me how Walker managed to win the Republican primary in a landslide (more than 5 times the votes of his nearest opponent)? Sure he’s a right wing nut, but they had a whole state worth of right wing nuts to choose from, and still the decided to import this guy from Texas.

I’ve been looking for this answer for years now, about a whole lot of these people. “Is this really the best Republican your guys can find? Doesn’t that concern you even just a little bit?”

I’ve yet to get a good answer.

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**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/359 "2022-11-30T14:49:52Z")

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Looking at the [Wikipedia article on the Republican primary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_United_States_Senate_election_in_Georgia#Republican_primary), his closest opponent was the state agriculture commissioner but Walker had a long list of endorsements, including Trump and a bunch of senators.

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**Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/herschel-walker-need-i-say-more/972861/360 "2022-11-30T14:52:56Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Or you could try something like “Tw\*\*-Faced Goblin”, which has a nice cadence to it but is maybe a tad impolite out loud.

I know, right? I’d hate to be called a Twit, myself.

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