# He's a peanut. Or nicknames du'jour

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 1, 2021, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143 "2021-05-01T07:30:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143/21 "2021-05-02T05:33:44Z")

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Just never call me late for Happy Hour

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143/22 "2021-05-02T08:46:59Z")

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Meh. I’m Spoons, both in real life, and here. I’ve been Spoons for decades, and I rather like it.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143/23 "2021-05-02T14:41:34Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> I’m Spoons, both in real life

Fork you in real knife! 😁

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143/24 "2021-05-02T15:39:08Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> You don’t understand. This person is really ok with it. It’s just a funny thing between us.

Okay, we’ll trust\* you, Beck. I’m betting you’re one of those rare people who can abuse people with so much affection that they beg for more…

\*As soon as we see a signed affidavit from _li’l peanut_ his own self.

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**Author:** ![Galactus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galactus/32/3581_2.png) [@Galactus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galactus)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143/25 "2021-05-02T19:45:22Z")

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My brother is about a year older than me. When we were little he couldn’t pronounce my  
name, it came out SooSoo.

So I got that going for me.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143/26 "2021-05-03T07:15:21Z")

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I assure you I am the rug at the door. Everyone walks on me.  
But I have been known to bat my eyelashes at an opportune moment.  
😁

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143/27 "2021-05-03T07:22:18Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Fork you in real knife!

A lot of people have said that, but nobody takes the tine. 😉

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143/28 "2021-05-03T12:24:51Z")

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Saw this commercial yesterday, and it reminded me of this thread:

> **[Snickers Peanut Brownie Stan-imal Commercial](https://alltvspots.com/2021/snickers-peanut-brownie-stan-imal-commercial/)**
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> Snickers advertises its Snickers Peanut Brownie candy bar in a series of new ads, highlighting that "Life's full of hidden problems" and this is why a brownie..

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143/29 "2021-05-04T00:37:39Z")

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To be honest, I’m not terribly fond of Mikey, and only allow Beck to call me that because she likes it. But it’s no skin off my nose to let her and I need to grow thicker nose skin.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2021, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143/30 "2021-05-04T01:01:47Z")

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I haven’t had a lot of nicknames in my life, though I did have one boyfriend who called me “Minky,” which was fine. I didn’t have strong feelings about it one way or the other.

One of my usernames has a nickname on another site - much as Beckdawrek gets called “Beck” here.

As a teenager, I wanted a nickname, so decided everyone should call me “Dylan.” Not as in Bob, but as in Thomas. Hey, I was a pretentious dipshit, but at least I had good taste in poets. You’ll be stunned to know, however, that the nickname never caught on.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2021, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143/31 "2021-05-04T02:11:50Z")

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Hey, Mikey. He likes it.  
😁

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2021, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-a-peanut-or-nicknames-dujour/941143/32 "2021-05-04T02:29:11Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> But it’s no skin off my nose to let her and I need to grow thicker nose skin.

My nose skin was removed as an infant. Wait. What???

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