# "He's just a cat and a monocle away from being a Bond villain." **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 8, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-just-a-cat-and-a-monocle-away-from-being-a-bond-villain/549609 "2010-08-08T17:41:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-just-a-cat-and-a-monocle-away-from-being-a-bond-villain/549609/41 "2010-08-10T01:41:36Z")
Perhaps the fava beans and Chianti. Which of us is closest to Dewey, Rocket W.? _-Avid Fan_ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-just-a-cat-and-a-monocle-away-from-being-a-bond-villain/549609/42 "2010-08-10T01:59:03Z")
Muammar Gaddafi has [a corp of all-female bodyguards](http://images.google.com/images?q=gaddafi+female+bodyguards&hl=en&safe=off&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1&ei=9LFgTM-zJIG0lQfTtsySCQ&sa=N&start=0&ndsp=20). 'Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-just-a-cat-and-a-monocle-away-from-being-a-bond-villain/549609/43 "2010-08-10T02:03:54Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Muammar Gaddafi has [a corp of all-female bodyguards](http://images.google.com/images?q=gaddafi+female+bodyguards&hl=en&safe=off&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1&ei=9LFgTM-zJIG0lQfTtsySCQ&sa=N&start=0&ndsp=20). 'Nuff said. Oye. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-just-a-cat-and-a-monocle-away-from-being-a-bond-villain/549609/44 "2010-08-10T02:56:41Z")
[Dr. A.Q. Khan](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Qadeer_Khan) (pronounced _“KHAAAAANNNN!!!”_), nuclear proliferator. Apparently has the nation of Pakistan in his thrall. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-just-a-cat-and-a-monocle-away-from-being-a-bond-villain/549609/45 "2010-08-10T22:55:54Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Muammar Gaddafi has [a corp of all-female bodyguards](http://images.google.com/images?q=gaddafi+female+bodyguards&hl=en&safe=off&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1&ei=9LFgTM-zJIG0lQfTtsySCQ&sa=N&start=0&ndsp=20). 'Nuff said. I think we have a winner. Although…I think that just by looking at this guy’s [http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/05/13/world/14pope.xlarge1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/14/world/americas/14pope.html&usg=\_\_ROnwAwhmwTwTu1YsyPaFvLz7nuc=&h=350&w=600&sz=57&hl=en&start=23&tbnid=DS5PNzL6s13CvM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=151&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpope%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1T4RNTN\_enUS374US374%26biw%3D875%26bih%3D296%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=405&vpy=56&dur=3729&hovh=171&hovw=294&tx=121&ty=195&oei=P9hhTJS1N4SmsQP2itHMBw&esq=5&page=3&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:23](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/05/13/world/14pope.xlarge1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/14/world/americas/14pope.html&usg=__ROnwAwhmwTwTu1YsyPaFvLz7nuc=&h=350&w=600&sz=57&hl=en&start=23&tbnid=DS5PNzL6s13CvM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=151&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpope%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1T4RNTN_enUS374US374%26biw%3D875%26bih%3D296%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=405&vpy=56&dur=3729&hovh=171&hovw=294&tx=121&ty=195&oei=P9hhTJS1N4SmsQP2itHMBw&esq=5&page=3&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:23) face, we can all agree that, to him, no form of wetworks could be considered too excessive. Best wishes, hh [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-just-a-cat-and-a-monocle-away-from-being-a-bond-villain/549609.md?page=2)