# He's MAD, I TELL YOU! And he's creating a race of Cow-Human Zombies to destroy us all **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-mad-i-tell-you-and-hes-creating-a-race-of-cow-human-zombies-to-destroy-us-all/262590 "2004-09-01T15:43:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-mad-i-tell-you-and-hes-creating-a-race-of-cow-human-zombies-to-destroy-us-all/262590/21 "2004-09-02T12:05:55Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > No. Cow-Human Zombie Hybrids are high in Trans-Fatty Acids & cholesterol. However, they are Atkins friendly. Look for them on the menu at Applebees soon. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-mad-i-tell-you-and-hes-creating-a-race-of-cow-human-zombies-to-destroy-us-all/262590/22 "2004-09-02T12:08:41Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > We prefer the term “Necro-Andro-Bovine Supervisors.” > > Get it right, minion, or it’s the sausage grinder for you. Oh yes, master! Grind my sausage… WOOF! ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-mad-i-tell-you-and-hes-creating-a-race-of-cow-human-zombies-to-destroy-us-all/262590/23 "2004-09-02T12:12:02Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Well, I, for one will be more than glad to welcome our New Cow-Human Zombie Overlords. Bull-shit! I am udderly opposed to their mooves to take over the world! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-mad-i-tell-you-and-hes-creating-a-race-of-cow-human-zombies-to-destroy-us-all/262590/24 "2004-09-02T12:17:58Z")
_Sweet zombie jesus._ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-mad-i-tell-you-and-hes-creating-a-race-of-cow-human-zombies-to-destroy-us-all/262590/25 "2004-09-02T12:34:08Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > _Sweet zombie jesus._ Jesus is a Necro-Andro-Bovine Supervisor? :eek: Well, that goes a long way towards explaining how the bread and the wine become the body and blood. Why didn’t they just explain it this way in catechism class? ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-mad-i-tell-you-and-hes-creating-a-race-of-cow-human-zombies-to-destroy-us-all/262590/26 "2004-09-02T12:35:51Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Jesus is a Necro-Andro-Bovine Supervisor? :eek: Well, that goes a long way towards explaining how the bread and the wine become the body and blood. Why didn’t they just explain it this way in catechism class? Mu. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-mad-i-tell-you-and-hes-creating-a-race-of-cow-human-zombies-to-destroy-us-all/262590/27 "2004-09-02T12:50:51Z")
Mutant clone zombie cow people? It sounds perfect for MST3K. All I can say is, the whole thing is udderly ridiculous. Maybe we can milk it a little more, but I have a beef with it. It’s all bull. They have people cowed. I’ll stop new 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Means\_Go](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Green\_Means\_Go](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Means_Go)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-mad-i-tell-you-and-hes-creating-a-race-of-cow-human-zombies-to-destroy-us-all/262590/28 "2004-09-02T15:24:05Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Mutant clone zombie cow people? It sounds perfect for MST3K. All I can say is, the whole thing is udderly ridiculous. Maybe we can milk it a little more, but I have a beef with it. It’s all bull. They have people cowed. I’ll stop new 😃 “Too many puns… Brain failing… primary systems off line… I’m going to have to bail HQ… tell the boys I died a hero. Or, at least don’t tell em I was killed by cow jokes…” EJECT EJECT EJECT!!! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-mad-i-tell-you-and-hes-creating-a-race-of-cow-human-zombies-to-destroy-us-all/262590/29 "2004-09-02T17:18:40Z")
> [@LastCall](#): > > “Too many puns… Brain failing… primary systems off line… I’m going to have to bail HQ… tell the boys I died a hero. Or, at least don’t tell em I was killed by cow jokes…” > EJECT EJECT EJECT!!! He punched-out too soon. That’s called “premature eject-ulation”. 😃 I jear you get it from eating too much hamburger… ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-mad-i-tell-you-and-hes-creating-a-race-of-cow-human-zombies-to-destroy-us-all/262590/30 "2004-09-02T17:34:01Z")
[Obligatory link to _Cows Are Evil_](http://www.atomicagedog.com/cows/cows.htm). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hes-mad-i-tell-you-and-hes-creating-a-race-of-cow-human-zombies-to-destroy-us-all/262590.md?page=1)