# Hetero males: Modern family's Claire or Gloria?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hetero-males-modern-familys-claire-or-gloria/675710>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 6, 2013, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hetero-males-modern-familys-claire-or-gloria/675710 "2013-12-06T21:57:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hetero-males-modern-familys-claire-or-gloria/675710/61 "2013-12-12T01:47:55Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> No, because that’s not how polls work.

**BigT** , this is _exactly_ how many polls work. Being able to restrict answer categories and forcing respondents to choose from limited options is the entire reason researchers use them. If they weren’t interested in that, they would ask open-ended questions.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hetero-males-modern-familys-claire-or-gloria/675710/62 "2013-12-12T22:00:02Z")

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Claire: Cute.  
Gloria: Voluptuous.  
Voluptuous wins every time.

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**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hetero-males-modern-familys-claire-or-gloria/675710/63 "2013-12-12T22:36:55Z")

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I picked Gloria because she is more voluptuous. But Claire is quite attractive as well!

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