# Hey, AI actually did something for me! (About IDing a crime novel series)

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**Created:** [December 31, 2024, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ai-actually-did-something-for-me-about-iding-a-crime-novel-series/1012361 "2024-12-31T00:34:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ai-actually-did-something-for-me-about-iding-a-crime-novel-series/1012361/1 "2024-12-31T00:34:18Z")

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For weeks I’ve been trying to remember a particular series of books. For no particular reason, they just popped up in my brain during a sleepless stretch one night, and I got to thinking, yeah, I really enjoyed those books. Ought to see if the author wrote any more of them.

The trouble is, I read five or so of them in a bunch one summer, ages ago. Like late 80s or maybe early 90s? But I don’t remember the lead character’s name OR the author (not surprising, I’m lousy at retaining names) but I also don’t remember the titles of any if the books, or anything, really, other than random bits about the character and some incidents that I think were involved … and that I’ve very much enjoyed them, but doing the whole bunch in a row had somewhat fatigued me on them and I’d turned aside to other others/subjects and more or less forgotten them.

So, how to ID them?

Well, I thought about doing one of those appeals to the SD hive-mind, but what I had to go on was so vague I didn’t want to trouble y’all. But then it occurred to me that Google now throws up an AI based result at the start of their results, and who cares about wasting an AI’s time? So I typed in a search something like the following. (Sorry, didn’t think to save it, but this should be close,)

Crime caper novels. Robberies. Rock concert. Bank, Carefully plans elaborate crimes then assembles criminals with the skills he needs. Almost always goes bad. Noir-ish. Anti-hero.

And…the very first answer suggested in the AI part of the result was "The _main character name_ novels by _author’s name._ And it was right! The second I saw the answer I knew it was what I was looking for! Score one for AI!

I’ve left out the answer here, in case any of you experts want to pit your wet-ware vs. ChatGPT or whatever Google is using. Think of it as John Henry vs. the steam powered pile driver. 😉

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ai-actually-did-something-for-me-about-iding-a-crime-novel-series/1012361/2 "2024-12-31T00:46:47Z")

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Congratulations; you used an AI-powered search that [has (conservatively) five times the energy cost (and corresponding carbon footprint) of a standard search engine, and which consumes massive amounts of water in training](https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-00478-x).

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ai-actually-did-something-for-me-about-iding-a-crime-novel-series/1012361/3 "2024-12-31T00:49:59Z")

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Well, the AI gets thirsty while training, so you can’t expect it not to drink water.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ai-actually-did-something-for-me-about-iding-a-crime-novel-series/1012361/4 "2024-12-31T00:53:12Z")

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Indeed, it does:

> _And it’s not just energy. Generative AI systems need enormous amounts of fresh water to cool their processors and generate electricity. In West Des Moines, Iowa, a giant data-centre cluster serves OpenAI’s most advanced model, GPT-4. A lawsuit by local residents revealed that in July 2022, the month before OpenAI finished training the model, the cluster used about 6% of the district’s water. As Google and Microsoft prepared their Bard and Bing large language models, both had major spikes in water use — increases of 20% and 34%, respectively, in one year, according to the companies’ environmental reports. One preprint[1](https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-00478-x#ref-CR1)suggests that, globally, the demand for water for AI could be half that of the United Kingdom by 2027. In another[2](https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-00478-x#ref-CR2), Facebook AI researchers called the environmental effects of the industry’s pursuit of scale the “elephant in the room”._

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**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ai-actually-did-something-for-me-about-iding-a-crime-novel-series/1012361/5 "2024-12-31T00:56:38Z")

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Dortmunder series by Donald Westlake?

Not to pile on after Stranger’s important reminder, but John Henry competed against a steam drill. He was driving what was essentially a very large drill bit (several feet long and an inch or more in diameter) to drill holes for powder or dynamite. The drill, or steel, was held in place by the shaker, who would twist it at every blow. Thus the lines, “Shaker, you’d better pray, ‘Cause if I miss that little bitty piece of steel, Tomorrow be your burying day.”

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ai-actually-did-something-for-me-about-iding-a-crime-novel-series/1012361/6 "2024-12-31T14:55:29Z")

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> [@Kropotkin](#):
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> Dortmunder series by Donald Westlake?

Sorta the right author, wrong main character. It was Westlake writing as Richard Stark, the Parker novels. Good news for me, there are lots more I haven’t read, bad news Stark stopped writing when Westlake died.

Not going to defend AI in general, but what’s the problem with them using water for cooling their computers? You heat water up, it cools back down … it remains water, yes? Unless they’re polluting it with something in the process.

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**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ai-actually-did-something-for-me-about-iding-a-crime-novel-series/1012361/7 "2024-12-31T15:32:25Z")

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Close enough—I’m calling it a win! I’d forgotten about Westlake’s Stark novels, probably because I wasn’t a big fan of them, or Dortmunder. From your description in the OP, I thought Dortmunder was too tame to be the right answer, but again, forgot about Stark.

I’m keen to hear what happens to all that AI water.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ai-actually-did-something-for-me-about-iding-a-crime-novel-series/1012361/8 "2024-12-31T16:55:23Z")

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> [@StarvingButStrong](#):
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> Not going to defend AI in general, but what’s the problem with them using water for cooling their computers? You heat water up, it cools back down … it remains water, yes

They take water from municipal or groundwater sources at rates that are stressing those resources or are in some cases completely unsustainable. The water cannot be not returned directly back into ‘service’ because it is used, and is too hot to be recycled for cooling purposes, and data center and supercomputer operators don’t want to bear the expense of building massive cooling towers and holding ponds to evaporatively cool the water for reuse, so they just dump it and draw more cheap water (subsidized in the case of municipal sources; ‘free’ in the case of groundwater) for continuous cooling. How much water is used overall is something of a guess because the use is mostly unregulated and AI/supercomputer/datacenter operators are cagey about sharing but can be estimated by energy usage rates and the number of nodes doing the ‘compute’ for training models and providing data access.

[https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/09/18/energy-ai-use-electricity-water-data-centers/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/09/18/energy-ai-use-electricity-water-data-centers/)

> **[How much water does AI consume? The public deserves to know](https://oecd.ai/en/wonk/how-much-water-does-ai-consume)**
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> Air pollution and carbon emissions are well-known environmental costs of AI. But water consumption is also an issue.

[https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-00478-x](https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-00478-x)

> **[AI Is Taking Water From the Desert](https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2024/03/ai-water-climate-microsoft/677602/)**
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> New data centers are springing up every week. Can the Earth sustain them?

> **[Microsoft underestimates Dutch data centre's thirst](https://www.aquatechtrade.com/news/industrial-water/microsoft-data-centre-uses-too-much-water)**
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> A local Dutch newspaper has revealed that Microsoft's data centre in Northern Holland consumed 84 million litres of drinking water in 2021.

> **[AI programs consume large volumes of scarce water](https://news.ucr.edu/articles/2023/04/28/ai-programs-consume-large-volumes-scarce-water)**
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> UCR study the first time estimates the huge water footprint from running artificial intelligence queries that rely on the cloud computations done in racks of servers that must be kept cool in warehouse-sized data processing centers. 

> **[Artificial intelligence technology behind ChatGPT was built in Iowa — with a...](https://apnews.com/article/chatgpt-gpt4-iowa-ai-water-consumption-microsoft-f551fde98083d17a7e8d904f8be822c4)**
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> As they race to capitalize on a craze for generative AI, leading tech developers including Microsoft, OpenAI and Google have acknowledged that growing demand for their AI tools carries hefty costs, from expensive semiconductors to an increase in...

> **[AI’s excessive water consumption threatens to drown out its environmental...](https://theconversation.com/ais-excessive-water-consumption-threatens-to-drown-out-its-environmental-contributions-225854)**
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> Artificial intelligence promises revolutionary solutions to global challenges, but the water costs to produce and power AI hardware and infrastructure may exceed the benefits.

> **[As Use of A.I. Soars, So Does the Energy and Water It Requires](https://e360.yale.edu/features/artificial-intelligence-climate-energy-emissions)**
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> Generative artificial intelligence uses massive amounts of energy for computation and data storage and millions of gallons of water to cool the equipment at data centers. Now, legislators and regulators — in the U.S. and the EU — are starting to...

> **[AI Is Everywhere Now—and It’s Sucking Up a Lot of Water - Inside Climate News](https://insideclimatenews.org/news/28092024/ai-water-usage/)**
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> The buzzy tech-industry darling is more energy- and water-intensive than meets the eye. What’s the fix?

> **[Demand for AI is driving data center water consumption sky high | TechCrunch](https://techcrunch.com/2024/08/19/demand-for-ai-is-driving-data-center-water-consumption-sky-high/)**
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> The demand for AI is fueling a data center boom, which in turn is driving up the consumption of water to cool equipment in those data centers.

> **[Using GPT-4 to generate 100 words consumes up to 3 bottles of water — AI data...](https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/using-gpt-4-to-generate-100-words-consumes-up-to-3-bottles-of-water-ai-data-centers-also-raise-power-and-water-bills-for-nearby-residents)**
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> Net-zero emission goals went out the window with AI.

[https://www.techopedia.com/how-much-water-does-ai-use](https://www.techopedia.com/how-much-water-does-ai-use)

> **[How AI Consumes Water: The unspoken environmental footprint | Deepgram](https://deepgram.com/learn/how-ai-consumes-water)**
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> When someone mentions the negative environmental impacts of AI, electricity and their respective carbon emissions may be the first thing that comes to mind. ...

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