# Hey! American Idol (March 6, 7 and 8th)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 6, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865 "2007-03-06T22:20:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lama\_Pacos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Lama\_Pacos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lama_Pacos)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/41 "2007-03-07T01:42:36Z")

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Hmm, I didn’t realize Brandon actually has a good voice. I thought he was one of the weaker ones. I guess I’ll accord him the dubious honor of being one of the better male contestants.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/42 "2007-03-07T01:44:35Z")

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One of my 3-year-old’s good friends looks so much like Brandon. Adorable. (Of course, she’s a 3-year-old girl.) I just want to squeeze Brandon’s cheeks.

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/43 "2007-03-07T01:45:48Z")

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Ryan Pervquest.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/44 "2007-03-07T01:46:10Z")

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Is that Cancer Man under the hat? He usually sounds better and looks worse.

Yes, this is Phil. Terrible. Even worse than Sundance. No, wait-- Sundance was way worse— no, no. . . Phil. …

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/45 "2007-03-07T01:46:11Z")

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I think sadly the best song choices where at the beginning and now this sucks.

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**Author:** ![Lama\_Pacos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Lama\_Pacos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lama_Pacos)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/46 "2007-03-07T01:46:32Z")

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Phil’s performance started out so what-the-fuck I actually started laughing out loud. Something about the horrible vocal tone and the wide blue eyes and the LeAnn Rimes song just got me.

It got a little better towards the end, but not much.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/47 "2007-03-07T01:46:58Z")

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Ouch. Phil’s falsetto is hurting my ears. I just can’t stand this guy for some reason. He strikes me as a douche.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/48 "2007-03-07T01:47:49Z")

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[QUOTE=BabaBooey]  
Ryan Pervquest.  
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Speaking of Ryan-chatter, what’s the deal with Simon’s jumping on him for asking Chris R. about the weight loss? Am I missing some anorexia/bulimia subtext? Or…???

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/49 "2007-03-07T01:48:51Z")

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You know, I like Paula’s comments today… has she been better these last weeks?

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/50 "2007-03-07T01:49:15Z")

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I lurve **Brandon**. I don’t care what he sings. But I love that song (“I Just Want To Celebrate”), so that helps. But what the crap is going on with **Phil** tonight? He sounds god-awful! And that hat is hideous.

I’m having a tough time remaining focused tonight. I’m having more fun putting together my Fantasy Baseball draft order, and I only know about 15 baseball players total, and 8 of them I only know because they’re Yankees and I hate them on principle.

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**Author:** ![Lama\_Pacos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Lama\_Pacos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lama_Pacos)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/51 "2007-03-07T01:49:40Z")

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I’m sort of bummed, because I’d really like to see more songs crossing the gender boundary, but this was just laughable.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/52 "2007-03-07T01:51:17Z")

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[QUOTE=rockle]  
I’m having a tough time remaining focused tonight. I’m having more fun putting together my Fantasy Baseball draft order, and I only know about 15 baseball players total, and 8 of them I only know because they’re Yankees and I hate them on principle.  
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That’s it, **rockle**. Me and you are now Arch Enemies!

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/53 "2007-03-07T01:53:04Z")

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[QUOTE=KarlGrenze]  
You know, I like Paula’s comments today… has she been better these last weeks?  
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As a matter of fact, she _has_. I think she’s been sober every night since the top 24 started. A lot of her comments have had some kind of relationship to reality. She’s still apt to slip into a duckies and rainbows analogy here and there but she’s really been pretty alert for the past few weeks.

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/54 "2007-03-07T01:54:39Z")

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[QUOTE=LilyoftheValley]  
Speaking of Ryan-chatter, what’s the deal with Simon’s jumping on him for asking Chris R. about the weight loss? Am I missing some anorexia/bulimia subtext? Or…???  
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I was wondering the same thing.

Sligh sounds good as usual.

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**Author:** ![Lama\_Pacos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Lama\_Pacos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lama_Pacos)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/55 "2007-03-07T01:55:01Z")

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I like Chris Sligh’s voice, but something about his him leaves me cold.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/56 "2007-03-07T01:55:01Z")

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Sligh!

Best of night. This kid can sing.

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/57 "2007-03-07T01:56:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Biggirl]  
That’s it, **rockle**. Me and you are now Arch Enemies!  
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Oh, don’t say that. I’m a Red Sox fan by marriage, but my heart belongs to Chase Utley.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/58 "2007-03-07T01:56:19Z")

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Chris S has a good, strong voice. And I liked that song for Chris.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/59 "2007-03-07T01:56:52Z")

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Why do they think there was anything wrong with that song? It was fine. The judges need to stop whining just because somebody does a song that isn’t some kind of pap, bubblegum radio staple.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-american-idol-march-6-7-and-8th/394865/60 "2007-03-07T01:57:50Z")

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[QUOTE=rockle]  
Oh, don’t say that. I’m a Red Sox fan by marriage, but my heart belongs to Chase Utley.  
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I didn’t mean it! Us people born in The Bronx are known to be over emotional.

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