# Hey, anybody want this? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 7, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-anybody-want-this/48816 "2001-01-07T05:04:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-anybody-want-this/48816/21 "2001-01-09T23:41:49Z")
Kricket, I can’t hear it. Could you write out the tune for me? Then i decide if I want it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![caircair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@caircair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caircair)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-anybody-want-this/48816/22 "2001-01-10T00:55:26Z")
Anyone for a chorus of “MacArthur Park”? Or how about “Muskrat Love”? ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-anybody-want-this/48816/23 "2001-01-10T01:33:37Z")
The bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, to see what he could see! ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-anybody-want-this/48816/24 "2001-01-10T03:06:40Z")
Oh what a tangled web we weave when we practice to decieve! Nice try Handy, but I got rid of that one. Thank you Delta-9! Damn it, caircair! Yes, I’ll take Muskrat love for a thousand Alex. And the answer is…What is the song that is now stuck in Krickets’ head. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-anybody-want-this/48816/25 "2001-01-10T08:31:56Z")
I’ve had “Singing In The Rain” stuck in my head since it started raining yesterday. Bahh… ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-anybody-want-this/48816/26 "2001-01-10T13:12:35Z")
“Sitting on a park bench Eyeing little girls…” [sub]Please take it away! Please? Anyone?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-anybody-want-this/48816/27 "2001-01-10T17:03:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\*“Sitting on a park bench > Eyeing little girls…” > > [sub]Please take it away! Please? Anyone?[/sub] \*\* with bad intent Snot is running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes Hey Aqualung Sun streaking cold An old man wandering lonely Taking time the only way he knows Leg hurting bad He bends to pick a dog-end He goes down to the bog and warms his feet. Feeling alone The army’s up the road Salvation a la mode And a cup of tea Aqualung my friend Don’t you start away uneasy You poor old sod You see it’s only me… Do you still remember December’s foggy freeze With the ice that clings onto your beard Your screaming agony And you snatch your rattling last breaths With deep sea-di’er sounds And the flowers bloom like madness in the spring… I’ll keep this one, thanks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-anybody-want-this/48816.md?page=1)