# Hey, Arnold, here's a \_\_\_\_\_ **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 14, 2025, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032 "2025-08-14T10:07:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/21 "2025-08-14T22:41:07Z")
Thanks! It’s spa-tacular. Hey, Arnold, here’s a splint for your arm. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/22 "2025-08-14T22:49:25Z")
Awesome! I’ll need it when I join the castaways! Hey Arnold, here’s a laundry basket. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/23 "2025-08-15T00:50:51Z")
You’ll be painfully wrung and spinned. Hey, Arnold here’s a cuff link. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/24 "2025-08-15T01:39:15Z")
Clicks link, bad guy gets spammed, not cuffed. Hey, Arnold, here’s a sofa. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/25 "2025-08-15T02:02:50Z")
I’m not taking this sitting down. Hey, Arnold, here’s a crossword puzzle. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/26 "2025-08-15T02:08:03Z")
I’ll spell it out for you…. Hey, Arnold here’s a hat. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/27 "2025-08-15T02:11:30Z")
That’ll help when I cap your knees. Hey, Arnold! There’s gonna be a costume party where we all dress like composers. I’m going as Brahms. Who will you be? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/28 "2025-08-15T02:13:34Z")
I’ll be Bach. (I knew somebody would come up with that one. Good setup, Prof!) Hey, Arnold, here’s some junk mail. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/29 "2025-08-15T02:24:58Z")
I deliver…Justice. Hey Arnold, here’s a rubber baby buggy bumper. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/30 "2025-08-15T02:27:45Z")
That reminds me: I must get a babysitter. Hey Arnold, there’s a hole in that bucket… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/31 "2025-08-15T02:32:26Z")
That’s your escape route. Use it. Hey Arnold, here’s a pressure cooker. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/32 "2025-08-15T02:50:45Z")
No, thanks. I’m already steamed. Hey, Arnold. Here’s a crystal ball. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/33 "2025-08-15T02:58:40Z")
I foresee a nasty end for him. Hey, Arnold, here’s a can of beer. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/34 "2025-08-15T03:06:02Z")
You’re in deep Schlitz now. Hey Arnold, here’s a cage full of mice. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/35 "2025-08-15T03:42:50Z")
Let ‘em hickory and dickory, doc. Hey Arnold, here’s a player piano. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/36 "2025-08-15T03:53:07Z")
Tinkle these ivories. Hey Arnold have a coupon for half off Chicken. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/37 "2025-08-15T06:25:50Z")
“I’ll have back” “And wings” Hey, Arnold. Have a wind gauge. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/38 "2025-08-15T06:29:22Z")
Time to blow … … something up. Hey, Arnold, here’s a teacup. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/39 "2025-08-15T14:02:57Z")
“One lump or two? I giff you two!” BONK BONK Hey Arnold, here’s a birthday cake. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/40 "2025-08-15T14:11:22Z")
“Ah, good, it’s yellowcake.” slams two pieces together, survives nuclear explosion escapes from underground dungeon Here, Arnold have a 1952 Singer sewing machine [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032.md?page=3)