# Hey, Arnold, here's a \_\_\_\_\_ **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 14, 2025, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032 "2025-08-14T10:07:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/41 "2025-08-15T14:13:12Z")
Thanks! That will give me an ad-vintage over these sew-and-sews! Here, Arnold, take a rest. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/42 "2025-08-15T14:16:02Z")
snaps handcuffs Here, Arnold, have a Wurlitzer pipe organ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/43 "2025-08-15T14:42:14Z")
I know my way around this. Hey Arnold, have a cheeseburger. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/44 "2025-08-16T11:18:47Z")
“Cheeseburger in Paradise?” “How about cheeseburger in HELL!” Hey Arnold, have a grape. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/45 "2025-08-16T11:32:09Z")
“Whine about this.” \> STOMP \< Hey Arnold, have a tape measure. ---
**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/46 "2025-08-16T13:04:50Z")
“Let’s see how you MEASURE UP!” Yo, Arnold! Here’s Sylvester Stallone. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/47 "2025-08-16T13:14:29Z")
“You have 5 seconds to stop sneering at me…” Hey Arnold, here’s a scarab beetle. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/48 "2025-08-16T14:06:27Z")
I will beat-le you! Hey, Arnold, here’s a toilet seat. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/49 "2025-08-16T14:10:29Z")
My full hand beats your flush. Hey Arnold, here’s a tube of hydrocortisone cream. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/50 "2025-08-16T14:13:58Z")
I’m aching to try it! hey Arnold, here’s a cookie. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/51 "2025-08-16T14:22:32Z")
I will _log you out!_ Hey Arnold, here’s a can of glitter paint. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/52 "2025-08-17T05:18:05Z")
Time to sparkle something. Hey, Arnold, here’s a car tire. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/53 "2025-08-17T06:09:37Z")
Hulk go _smash._ Now you’re flat… Hey Arnold, take this rattlesnake. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/54 "2025-08-17T06:17:18Z")
Fangk you very much. Hey, Arnold, here’s a potted plant. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/55 "2025-08-17T12:06:24Z")
Ficus? Fic YOU! Hey Arnold, here’s an external hard drive. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/56 "2025-08-17T15:02:33Z")
Thumb’s up! Hey, Arnold, here is a wizard’s wand. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/57 "2025-08-17T15:41:10Z")
Put that away! I didn’t need to see that! Hey Arnold, here’s a bar of soap. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/58 "2025-08-17T15:43:13Z")
Time to clean up this place. Hey, Arnold, here’s a cardboard box. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/59 "2025-08-18T02:55:51Z")
Look close inside. It is trying to save you from my fist. Hey, Arnold, here’s a shoestring. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/60 "2025-08-18T03:34:44Z")
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