# Hey, Arnold, here's a \_\_\_\_\_ **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 14, 2025, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032 "2025-08-14T10:07:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/61 "2025-08-18T04:08:38Z")
Close shave. Hey, Arnold here, have a donut. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/62 "2025-08-18T11:01:21Z")
Donut? I do not! Makes fat flesh. Hey Arnold, here’s a deck of cards. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/63 "2025-08-18T12:09:45Z")
Go Fish!!! Hey, Arnold, Have this Revell model of a Stanley Steamer ---
**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/64 "2025-08-19T02:41:31Z")
“Youff really got me steamed off.” Arnold! My man! Here’s a molecule. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/65 "2025-08-19T02:50:55Z")
Good. Up and atom. Hey, Arnold, have a cannon. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/66 "2025-08-19T03:25:23Z")
Have a ball, sucker. Hey, Arnold, here’s a robot. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/67 "2025-08-19T03:40:23Z")
I’ll be bac _click_ bac _click_ bac _click_…bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Hey Arnold, have a bidet. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/68 "2025-08-19T05:38:20Z")
Spray this, MF. Hey, Arnold here’ a Tasmanian devil… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/69 "2025-08-19T06:33:20Z")
If they think they will get away with what they plan, they are Looney Toons. Hey, Arnold, here’s a horseshoe. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/70 "2025-08-19T06:44:32Z")
Fhock you and the limping horse you rode in on. Hey Arnold, have a compression sleeve. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/71 "2025-08-19T08:35:01Z")
Squeeze me, baking powder! Hey Arnold, answer the phone ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/72 "2025-08-19T10:35:16Z")
Hello? I am your worst nightmare. Hey, Arnold, here’s a pair of glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/73 "2025-08-19T14:38:29Z")
Meh, I 'm already a spectacle. Hey, Arnold, here’s a contract. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/74 "2025-08-19T16:08:55Z")
Sign on the dotted line. In blood. Hey Arnold, here’s a sheep. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032/75 "2025-08-19T16:15:06Z")
I am moah than you baagained foah. Hey Arnold, here’s an ATV. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-arnold-heres-a/1022032.md?page=3)