# Hey Aubrey, not only are you a fucking ignorant bitch; you are a lying bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 7, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650 "2003-08-07T19:38:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/21 "2003-08-07T21:42:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingyWhore \* > Not at all, porcwhore. That’s “porcuwhore” to you, beeeotch! > [@](#): > > So, where do you suppose Aubrey is? I dunno, maybe teaching her 14 YO that it’s inappropriate to use “gay” to mean “stupid” or “lame.” Maybe? Just maybe? Naw, I didn’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/22 "2003-08-07T21:46:44Z")
I don’t want to know what it says about my beloved that her whore name is, I think, **whorestothetop**. **fizzestothewhore** is just too … surreal. But **whorestothetop** just means she’s associated with middle management… ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/23 "2003-08-07T21:49:11Z")
Oooh! I can be Whoreon! I like it. It kinda sounds like Johnny Storm’s “Flame on!” battle cry when he became The Human Torch. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/24 "2003-08-07T21:50:04Z")
**Chefwhore** here. I’ll eat anything. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/25 "2003-08-07T21:53:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*Sure is, Whore Eater. > > (That actually sounds kinda good in a really bad way.) > > Alice in Whoreland \*\* 😃 I guess I need to go visit whoreland now, good eating I bet. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/26 "2003-08-07T21:54:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aries28 \* > \*\*However, **I** sure as hell would…so not only are you a fucking ignorant bitch you are a LYING fucking ignorant bitch. > \*\* A slight correction: I believe Aubrey claimed to have been called an “ignorant fucking bitch”, not a “fucking ignorant bitch”, although your syntax is more correcter than hers’n is. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/27 "2003-08-07T21:56:24Z")
This thread is whorible. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/28 "2003-08-07T21:57:56Z")
Can I be the pepperlandwhore? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/29 "2003-08-07T21:59:55Z")
**Whore104** , sounds catchy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/30 "2003-08-07T22:02:58Z")
Or, even better, **Monstwhore104**. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/31 "2003-08-07T22:08:44Z")
I was thinking you could be **Monster1-0-Whore**. Regards, **Crunchy Whore**. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/32 "2003-08-07T22:10:26Z")
Or **Monster10whore** ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/33 "2003-08-07T22:11:14Z")
Beadawhore! That has to be a product of some sort, somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/34 "2003-08-07T22:21:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*I hope there’s a inside joke I’m missing here. \*\* Actually, I think it’s GingerOfTheWhore. You can check over [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=202723), World Eater. [sub]P.S. I’m not really a whore. But **porcuwhore** is.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/35 "2003-08-07T22:24:49Z")
Just out of curiosity, have the mods contacted that board to avoid the whole war thing? -Whoreastasia ---
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/36 "2003-08-07T22:48:40Z")
Lord Whore checking in. -lw ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/37 "2003-08-07T22:54:55Z")
Ok I just waded through all the threads in question and all I can say is… I wanna be Whore-Nookie 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/38 "2003-08-07T22:58:14Z")
**Smashed Ice Whore** You know, I really like that. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/39 "2003-08-07T22:58:54Z")
Or Whore Ice Cream. New from Baskin Robbins! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/40 "2003-08-07T22:59:16Z")
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