# Hey Aubrey, not only are you a fucking ignorant bitch; you are a lying bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 7, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650 "2003-08-07T19:38:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/41 "2003-08-07T22:59:45Z")
**Straingewhore** checking in. Sorry for the hijack, **Whories28**. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/42 "2003-08-07T23:03:01Z")
Hehe, thanks for the linky. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/43 "2003-08-07T23:10:40Z")
I am Whoredwin of the North! I come to free my people! ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/44 "2003-08-07T23:14:01Z")
WhoreCoyote? SisterWhore? Which is correct? ---
**Author:** ![Morelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Morelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morelin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/45 "2003-08-07T23:14:07Z")
Whorelin, present and accounted for. ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/46 "2003-08-07T23:15:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Berkut \* > \*\*Or Whore Ice Cream. > > New from Baskin Robbins! \*\* Mm, Whore Ice Cream… ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/47 "2003-08-07T23:25:57Z")
It’s pretty obvious that I’m going to be **Anawhorephic**. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/48 "2003-08-07T23:32:15Z")
What about **Smashed Whore Cream**? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/49 "2003-08-07T23:34:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SisterCoyote \* > \*\*WhoreCoyote? > SisterWhore? > > Which is correct? \*\* Well If I pronounce it like “sistor” then it’s **SistwhoreCoyote** 😛 [sub]Hey I tried my best[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/50 "2003-08-07T23:41:09Z")
I can’t decide between **Bubbawhore** or **Whoredog** …and isn’t horehound some kind of candy? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/51 "2003-08-07T23:45:07Z")
This thread is great. I love you guys. 😛 A whoreaffe’s tongue is 18 inches long and prehensile. ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/52 "2003-08-07T23:45:56Z")
Can I be Whore-Ka? Never mind. On second thought, that sounds kind of like a canned baby formula, or something. And while I can’t claim to know Sauron as well as his wife can (and more power to her), I find it hard to believe he’d just haul off and call someone on the board a “fucking” _anything._ Particularly after reading the thread about [The Guy Who Owns The Road.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=163128&highlight=Road) I mean, even as funny as that was, it still read a little… hot… if you know what I mean… but Sauron still handled it rather tastefully, and with style and class. Except for Mac humping the road, I mean. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/53 "2003-08-07T23:52:26Z")
It would seem out of character for Sauron. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/54 "2003-08-07T23:52:56Z")
Just for the record, [sub]and I agree that this is totally stupid and I SAID so to the person involved[/sub] I just got an email from someone who wanted to know why my good friend/wish I had her for a daughter **AudreyK** had said such awful things that she was being pitted for it, and (In their humble opinion) deservedly so. I don’t think anyone else confused the two posters, but just in case, I thought I’d pop in and clarify that it \*\*WASN’T AND NEVER _COULD_ BE \*\ ***AudreyK** who would spawn this kind of thread. We have **Aubrey** And we have **AudreyK** …two entirely different posters. [sub]Thank the good God…[/sub] The very idea is laughable, although I don’t find it very funny ATM. Thank you for your attention. Cheri ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/55 "2003-08-08T00:19:30Z")
ATM’s aren’t funny at all Scotticher. In fact, just this morning an ATM indicated that I had a very low checking balance. THINK BEFORE YOU SAY THESE THINGS SCOTTIWHORE! ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/56 "2003-08-08T00:31:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wang-Ka \* > \*\*Can I be Whore-Ka? > \*\* Wang-Whore has a nice ring to it though. -LunaWhore ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/57 "2003-08-08T00:38:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BubbaDog \* > I can’t decide between **Bubbawhore** or **Whoredog** > > …and isn’t horehound some kind of candy? Horehound is a **delicious** , hard candy, just so you know. I have nothing else to add apparently. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/58 "2003-08-08T00:55:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wang-Ka \* > \*\*Can I be Whore-Ka? > \*\* To me, this sounds like a euphemism for spitting up a big gob of phlegm. ---
**Author:** ![drgnlvr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@drgnlvr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drgnlvr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/59 "2003-08-08T00:57:59Z")
Just so the rest of you know, Not all of us from that other board are like Aubrey. I heard about this board and joined. ~ drgnwhore\* \*Of course, if being a nu-b prevents me from having certain privledges…I’ll gladly remove that until I’ve “earned” it 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/60 "2003-08-08T01:02:59Z")
Hey people–get it right!! -The Wrong Whore [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650.md?page=4)