# Hey Aubrey, not only are you a fucking ignorant bitch; you are a lying bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 7, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650 "2003-08-07T19:38:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MaddyStrut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@MaddyStrut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaddyStrut)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/61 "2003-08-08T01:14:31Z")
Oooo, I wanna’ play! Can I be **WhoreStrut**? Either that or **MadWhore**? ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/62 "2003-08-08T01:16:48Z")
THATS ENOUGH!..THIS IS JUST SILLY! -Rolandwhoreslinger:D ---
**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/63 "2003-08-08T01:20:24Z")
El Whoreian Skankiest Mexican joint in town! Wonder what kind of tacos they serve there? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/64 "2003-08-08T01:26:10Z")
NothingWhore? No wait - WhoreMan. Now **that** would look good on a comic book cover! Just imagine my “special powers”. Where the hell is this Aubrey chick?? ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/65 "2003-08-08T01:27:04Z")
Clearly I would be Bricwhore. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/66 "2003-08-08T01:29:22Z")
Hmmm, let’s see. . . **kaylaswhore99**? Disturbing. **whoresdad99**? Even more so. I think maybe I better sit this one out. Fun read, though. ---
**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/67 "2003-08-08T01:31:45Z")
Can I be **lilbtawhore**? (pronounced li’l bit o’ whore) That sounds bad… ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/68 "2003-08-08T01:33:41Z")
**look!whores** I _like_ it. ---
**Author:** ![kputt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@kputt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kputt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/69 "2003-08-08T01:36:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by drgnlvr \* > \*\*Just so the rest of you know, Not all of us from that other board are like Aubrey. > > I heard about this board and joined. > ~ drgnwhore\* > > \*Of course, if being a nu-b prevents me from having certain privledges…I’ll gladly remove that until I’ve “earned” it 😉 \*\* drgnlvr, please don’t post anything negative about me in this board. I have enough of that over in the other board. I still have time to recover from this board. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/70 "2003-08-08T01:40:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by drgnlvr \* > \*\*Just so the rest of you know, Not all of us from that other board are like Aubrey. > > I heard about this board and joined. > ~ drgnwhore\* > > \*Of course, if being a nu-b prevents me from having certain privledges…I’ll gladly remove that until I’ve “earned” it 😉 \*\* I am quite sure that not every person at that “other” board is like the missing Aubrey…but if you really want to fit in here you have to bring pie. And not that boxed shit…it has to be homemade. 😉 Welcome, by the way. And to everyone else…I just LOVE that my well thought out rant has turned into a whorefest. I am expecting a friendly mod to come by any sec and shut us down. AND I have yet to see any apology to my beloved from Aubrey. Sauron’s Whore holding her breath that this will actually happen… ---
**Author:** ![Upside\_Down\_Amber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/c2a13f/32.png) [@Upside\_Down\_Amber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upside_Down_Amber)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/71 "2003-08-08T01:42:16Z")
No one can defeat **kung fu whore**! Now with super karate-chop whoring action! And don’t forget to 69 with your favourite **Upside\_Down\_Whore** , she’s upside down and she’s waiting for YOU! ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/72 "2003-08-08T01:43:16Z")
Hmmm. **NameWhore** – as opposed to those generic whores. **WhoreTag** – a very bawdy German holiday? ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/73 "2003-08-08T01:45:12Z")
Ok we _just now_ saw **Aries28** ’s above post, and now we feel bad for taking part in the follies. So we would like to humbly apologize. Sorry. _looks sheepishly at the floor_ ---
**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/74 "2003-08-08T01:47:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \* > \*\*Ok we _just now_ saw **Aries28** ’s above post, and now we feel bad for taking part in the follies. > > So we would like to humbly apologize. Sorry. _looks sheepishly at the floor_ \*\* No apology needed darlin’. I am serious…I completely love that this thread is now making me laugh and not blow my top like I did earlier today. Bring on the whores! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/75 "2003-08-08T01:54:30Z")
You know, I love any thread in which the author of the OP makes a comment like “Bring on the whores!” **Aries28** , you and **Sauron** rock! Aubrey can go be an Aubrey somewhere else. We don’t need her input to make this thread a rip-roaring (rip-whoring?) good time for everyone involved. Whoo! Amusedly, tlwhore ---
**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/76 "2003-08-08T01:57:51Z")
Hmm. **Interrowhore** or **Whorebang!?**. Decisions, decisions. Door #2 for me! ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/77 "2003-08-08T01:59:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BubbaDog \* > \*\*…and isn’t horehound some kind of candy? \*\* Yup…It’s great: it’s got sort of a brown-sugar/root beer flavor. Fenwhore um… or Whoreris ---
**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/78 "2003-08-08T02:01:31Z")
**Cleopwhore** (with a soft p sound)? Sounds like, well, I have no idea. **Cleopwhore** (with a hard p sound)? Sounds like a country. **Whoreophus**? Sounds like some kind of dinosaur. ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/79 "2003-08-08T02:01:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Interrobang!? \* > \*\*Hmm. **Interrowhore** or **Whorebang!?**. Decisions, decisions. > > Door #2 for me! \*\* Yup…Whorebang is good…very good.😃 -Rolandwhoreslinger ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/80 "2003-08-08T02:01:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by look!ninjas \* > \*\ ***look!whores** > > I _like_ it. \*\* Ditto, but have you considered **Ninja!Whores**? or even **look!ninja-whores**? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650.md?page=5)