# Hey Aubrey, not only are you a fucking ignorant bitch; you are a lying bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 7, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650 "2003-08-07T19:38:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![drgnlvr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@drgnlvr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drgnlvr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/81 "2003-08-08T02:07:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kputt \* > \*\*drgnlvr, please don’t post anything negative about me in this board. I have enough of that over in the other board. I still have time to recover from this board. Thank you. \*\* Jezus-fucking-christ-on-a-pogo-stick Kputt! :rolleyes: Have I made one single comment to you here since I arrived? (until now that is). Have I even responded to you on that other forum in the past few days? I don’t -have- to make any negative comments about you here…it looks like everyone has already got your number. Now stop your whining, and leave me the fuck alone, unless you have something useful to say. :wally ---
**Author:** ![drgnlvr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@drgnlvr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drgnlvr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/82 "2003-08-08T02:13:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aries28 \* > \*\*but if you really want to fit in here you have to bring pie. And not that boxed shit…it has to be homemade. 😉 > > Welcome, by the way. > \*\* Danke! Is peach cobbler OK? I am good at making that! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/83 "2003-08-08T02:19:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by drgnlvr \* > \*\*Danke! Is peach cobbler OK? I am good at making that! 😃 \*\* Peach should be fine. I don’t even like the pie (sshhh…don’t tell them) but I’m just looking out for all the regulars around here. They get ornery when they are hungry. And **kputt** I really think you got off to a bad start around here and I am truly hoping that you will take the advice Mods have given you and get to know how things work. But, seriously, I don’t see where **drgnlvr** has said anything negative about you. Don’t be so paranoid. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kputt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@kputt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kputt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/84 "2003-08-08T02:20:40Z")
Not yet. I’m not whining. I just wanted to ask you politely not to in case you were thinking about it. I have something useful to say. I’m sorry if I offended you by this. ---
**Author:** ![kputt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@kputt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kputt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/85 "2003-08-08T02:25:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aries28 \* > \*\*Peach should be fine. I don’t even like the pie (sshhh…don’t tell them) but I’m just looking out for all the regulars around here. > > They get ornery when they are hungry. > > And **kputt** I really think you got off to a bad start around here and I am truly hoping that you will take the advice Mods have given you and get to know how things work. But, seriously, I don’t see where **drgnlvr** has said anything negative about you. Don’t be so paranoid. 😉 \*\* She hasn’t said anything bad yet. I was just asking politely that she not say anything. That’s all. That’s all I’m saying on this subject. drgnlvr, even though at times we fought on the other boards, we did get along pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/86 "2003-08-08T02:29:12Z")
Have y’all been waitin’ on _me_, **Quasi-Whore**? The Whore For All Seasons. 😉 Q ---
**Author:** ![The\_Composer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Composer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Composer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/87 "2003-08-08T02:29:41Z")
Icewhore… Well, that sounds a bit oxymoronic (is that a word?). Manwhore- um, well- that doesn’t quite fit me. I’ll just stick with boring old iceman 😃 ---
**Author:** ![drgnlvr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@drgnlvr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drgnlvr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/88 "2003-08-08T02:38:03Z")
Geeze! This board is just chock-full of whores!:eek: I feel so at home! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/89 "2003-08-08T02:38:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Quasimodem \* > **Quasi-Whore?** Is that like a half formed whore??? ---
**Author:** ![drgnlvr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@drgnlvr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drgnlvr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/90 "2003-08-08T02:44:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kputt \* > \*\*She hasn’t said anything bad yet. I was just asking politely that she not say anything. That’s all. That’s all I’m saying on this subject. drgnlvr, even though at times we fought on the other boards, we did get along pretty good. \*\* Well, don’t be getting your skivvies in a bunch. Just keep in mind that I won’t hesitate in calling you on your behaviour, like I’ve always done.😉 Geeze, young’un…you just automatically bring out the mommy in me! Will you knock it off! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/91 "2003-08-08T02:52:14Z")
Hey, I wanna be a whore too!!! _Um, wait, that doesn’t sound so good does it? But at least I’m in good company!_ And the whole bring on the whores thing made me giggle and brought to mind a bad Monty Python skit, along the lines of the “bring out your dead” part of the grail. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/92 "2003-08-08T02:56:51Z")
Hmmm, **EJsWhore** … Yeah, he wishes! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/93 "2003-08-08T03:01:36Z")
Say ‘hi’ to **whore\_bladder**! yeccck ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/94 "2003-08-08T03:05:58Z")
Here I was, looking at the thread thinking, “_damn!_, it’s two pages already??” And nothin’ but a bunch a good 'ol whorey action. Everyone likes pie! And whores! Mmmmm whoreypie… -Whorelers ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@johnnyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/95 "2003-08-08T03:13:23Z")
I would LIKE to be a whore…but since my name is “John”…hmmm… “Whorejohn”? Nope “JohnnyWhore”? Hmmm…not sure “WhoreyK”? Maybe I’ll just change it to “Phred”…lol ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650/96 "2003-08-08T03:25:39Z")
Enough with the whore/username. It’s difficult enough to moderate without having to wade through this crap. * * * **Cajun Man** ~ SDMB Moderator [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-aubrey-not-only-are-you-a-fucking-ignorant-bitch-you-are-a-lying-bitch/193650.md?page=4)