# Hey \[B\]kputt\[/B\]... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 8, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914 "2003-08-08T21:25:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/1 "2003-08-08T21:25:59Z")
Tell me something would ya **kputt**? You have recently been asked to keep this board separate from your other board. The one in which some childish assholes stalked you to here, thanks to you posting this address over there. You were warned about that and you apologized and claimed it wouldn’t happen again. **correct**? So why in the hell did you go back to the other board and start this shit over there under the innocent looking thread entitled “Whose Aubrey from that other board”? Of course you then state that “you don’t want to start a war” knowing damned well that one of your asshole buddies is going to post it for you. Make up your goddamned mind. We have enough fucktards here as it is. Go waste their time instead of ours. Have you posted even one intelligent comment since you’ve been here? I have yet to read it if so. **Cecil** , hurry up and get back!! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/2 "2003-08-08T21:45:46Z")
From the “Sure ways to piss people off” thread > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kputt \* > \*\*Yawn!!! These are so stupid. \*\* He called the OP stupid, and it actually was stupid. Does that count? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/3 "2003-08-08T21:46:18Z")
So wait, he posted the thread titled “Who’s Aubrey from that other board?” on the _other_ board? And linked to this one? If so, he is _so_ outta here, a mod specifically warned him not to pull that shit… ---
**Author:** ![Themis00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@Themis00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Themis00)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/4 "2003-08-08T21:52:21Z")
Yall be nice to kputt, he’s my little brother. We may be a little _ahem_ dim, but we’re red blooded and compassionate human beings. Spread us some love, or we’ll get our mommy to give you all a piece of her mind. ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/5 "2003-08-08T21:58:20Z")
Is it me, or is there an _abundance_ of incoherent, random posters on this board in the past few weeks? ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/6 "2003-08-08T22:01:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Themis00 \* > \*\*Yall be nice to kputt, he’s my little brother. We may be a little _ahem_ dim, but we’re red blooded and compassionate human beings. Spread us some love, or we’ll get our mommy to give you all a piece of her mind. \*\* Your mommy is **Aubrey** , right? ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/7 "2003-08-08T22:03:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lezlers \* > \*\*Is it me, or is there an _abundance_ of incoherent, random posters on this board in the past few weeks? \*\* Schools…Out…For…Summer…(dah dah dah dum) ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/8 "2003-08-08T22:04:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Themis00 \* > \*\*Yall be nice to kputt, he’s my little brother. We may be a little _ahem_ dim, but we’re red blooded and compassionate human beings. Spread us some love, or we’ll get our mommy to give you all a piece of her mind. \*\* Spare us. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/9 "2003-08-08T22:11:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gary Kumquat \* > \*\*Schools…Out…For…Summer…(dah dah dah dum) \*\* Yeah, but it’s already August! I’ve just noticed it in the past 3 weeks or so, they’re all coming out of the woodwork. It’s like the idiot convention has just pulled into SDMBtown. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/10 "2003-08-08T22:14:47Z")
Maybe it’s the deadtime between summer school and reg school? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/11 "2003-08-08T22:25:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Themis00 \* > \*\*Yall be nice to kputt, he’s my little brother. We may be a little _ahem_ dim, but we’re red blooded and compassionate human beings. Spread us some love, or we’ll get our mommy to give you all a piece of her mind. \*\* You know, at first I thought **kputt** was a total idiot, but now that **Themis00** has vouched for him, I’m willing to consider the possibility that he drools as well. I have this mental picture of the two of them killing time between giving each other haircuts with the Flowbee and waiting for World’s Scariest Police Chases to come on by taking turns posting to the SDMB, hooting with glee every time they see their words appear on the magic glowing screen. It’s chilling, it really is. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/12 "2003-08-08T22:27:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > \*\*You know, at first I thought **kputt** was a total idiot, but now that **Themis00** has vouched for him, I’m willing to consider the possibility that he drools as well. > > I have this mental picture of the two of them killing time between giving each other haircuts with the Flowbee and waiting for World’s Scariest Police Chases to come on by taking turns posting to the SDMB, hooting with glee every time they see their words appear on the magic glowing screen. It’s chilling, it really is. \*\* Yep, I think that just about nailed it. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/13 "2003-08-08T22:29:01Z")
Banjos. I imagine banjos. ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/14 "2003-08-08T22:37:17Z")
**World Eater** , I never thought about that. Good call! **Giraffe** , I have no words. That was freakin’ hysterical! ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/15 "2003-08-08T22:43:05Z")
If a mod could edit the bold coding outta my subject, I’d appreciate it. It’s Friday…what can I say. I’ve been out in the heat all week. It’s a wonder I can think at all. He **kputt** went over there and started another thread concerning this board and the shit **HE** started. No he didn’t actually post a link to this thread. One of his buds did. Just like he knew they would. Of course, it’s not gonna be his fault **this time** either. Fuck it…I’m done w/ his crap. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/16 "2003-08-08T22:43:54Z")
Can someone send me the link to the offending thread on “the other board”? Don’t post it here though, just e-mail it, please. Click the button below to get my e-mail. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/17 "2003-08-08T22:45:28Z")
Imagine all the puns we can make if he ever gets banned. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/18 "2003-08-08T22:46:54Z")
Surething **Coldie** asap ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/19 "2003-08-08T22:47:32Z")
Somehow, I think it’s only a SHORT amount of time before that happens… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-b-kputt-b/193914/20 "2003-08-08T22:49:03Z")
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